Message from @Tervy

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2018-11-16 17:58:04 UTC  

letters ? i think) can be done at oulu too

2018-11-16 17:58:04 UTC  

I keep telling this to my friends but nobody believes me

our internal transport system works as good as any other shipping service
it's the "last mile" as you said that fucks shit up, but it still doesn't take a week

2018-11-16 17:58:05 UTC  

not sure

2018-11-16 17:58:30 UTC  

i mean its fucking luck

2018-11-16 17:58:50 UTC  

i have waited single tracked EXPRESS packet for 14 days from them

2018-11-16 17:59:10 UTC  

and sometime "cheap packets" come in within 5 days

2018-11-16 17:59:20 UTC  

worst it has been for cheap packet was 40 days

2018-11-16 17:59:30 UTC  

due it startted to go back and worth 2 depots

2018-11-16 17:59:45 UTC  

china ordinary packet came in a week once

that was amazing

2018-11-16 18:00:00 UTC  

the shipping service with the longest expectations is in like one of my top 3 fastest

2018-11-16 18:00:11 UTC  

fastest chink packet i have had is still 4 days (from china)

2018-11-16 18:00:17 UTC  

DHL motherfuckers

2018-11-16 18:00:19 UTC  

mine was 5 I believe

2018-11-16 18:00:19 UTC  

was worth it

2018-11-16 18:00:35 UTC  

they must've chucked the last package into the plane, shut the doors and hit full throttle

2018-11-16 18:00:43 UTC  

it probly sneaked in that days plane out from china

2018-11-16 18:01:19 UTC  

(tbh longest i have waited delivery from chinks was 4 months due cargo-boat... and bad seas)

2018-11-16 18:01:29 UTC  

I like to imagine china has "pushers" that hold the plane's cargo from falling out as the doors close 😄

2018-11-16 18:01:34 UTC  

just like japan with their public transit

2018-11-16 18:01:54 UTC  

yeah

2018-11-16 18:02:06 UTC  

i wonder if ali would benefit from buying their own c130 modified fleet

2018-11-16 18:02:34 UTC  

pffft

2018-11-16 18:02:49 UTC  

with jack ma's money he could rent the AN 225 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-16 18:03:14 UTC  

paradrop packages

2018-11-16 18:03:22 UTC  

idea from airdropped chink packages and people staying on designated field for them

2018-11-16 18:03:23 UTC  

yeah

2018-11-16 18:03:38 UTC  

fuck customs

2018-11-16 18:03:39 UTC  

:D

2018-11-16 18:03:44 UTC  

India: designated shitting streets
Europe: designated shipping fields

2018-11-16 18:04:12 UTC  

and then as you grab your package and start to untie the parachute from it, you get tackled and beaten up by customs officers

2018-11-16 18:05:13 UTC  

true

2018-11-16 18:05:29 UTC  

fuck parachute just large cargonet where they try to target

2018-11-16 18:05:47 UTC  

"return: package crushed someones baby, blood in product"

2018-11-16 18:05:51 UTC  

>cargonet
>order anvil

2018-11-16 18:05:53 UTC  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-11-16 18:05:55 UTC  

^

2018-11-16 18:06:58 UTC  

"asnwer to refund: yes friend yes yes drunk pilot again yes he warned many times frined we still love you here have half refund, package did good and killed communist, good good"

2018-11-16 18:07:32 UTC  

not sure all the russian ali customers would be happy about killing communists 🤔

2018-11-16 18:10:23 UTC  

but pilots work is easier there

2018-11-16 18:10:30 UTC  

all you need to do is hit no need to target

2018-11-16 18:10:31 UTC  

dohohoho