Forget If I already talked about it, but I got this little keychain blade thing off ali like 2 months ago.

It's absolutely great for breaking down boxes and whatnot, especially if you're worried about damaging the contents, since the blade is very short

looks better than the credit card blades that were a meme for a while

those sucked so much dick

plastic lock and dull blade xd

It takes standard utility knife/scalpel blades, and has a little magnet to keep it from extending in your pocket. Doesn't come out even with apelike shaking. Here's keys for scale:

link?

>5 dollars for a flippy bippy knoif keychain

Shut UP, John you don't like ANYTHING

This was my way of asking if you bought it on sale and what you paied for it

Hosh

So defensive

4.99, and it was worth every penny

Is it spring assist?

No

Meh

It's not spring assisted, but you barely, barely have to move the blade back before the magnet take a over and retracts the blade

link?

its cool

some people in the US sell shit like that for hundreds of dollars i kid you not

>s.click

Yeah I'm on phone, faggot, take it or leave it

You should know how to strip affiliate links by now

dunno

is 1 1/2 years enough time to learn

Here's a quick rundown:

wait

>see item name
>just search for that in the search bar of ali instead of clicking the link

it is 2.5 years

thats not how to strip the link

i was already gonna do that dummy

Then you're smarter than you think <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

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Yes dear, "winter gloves" <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

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How can Dick even compete

I don't understand the palm area

"Hell yeah, slap me with those Tetris blocks,slut"

Damn

Those gloves

Why buy a pocket pussy when you can get some wanking gloves for $3.37