Message from @jared

Discord ID: 532005225649668106


2019-01-08 00:07:40 UTC  

That's better than the poco notch

2019-01-08 01:05:42 UTC  

Forget If I already talked about it, but I got this little keychain blade thing off ali like 2 months ago.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/532001910803398666/20190107_185559.jpg

2019-01-08 01:06:22 UTC  

It's absolutely great for breaking down boxes and whatnot, especially if you're worried about damaging the contents, since the blade is very short

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/532002089732407306/20190107_185614.jpg

2019-01-08 01:06:44 UTC  

looks better than the credit card blades that were a meme for a while

2019-01-08 01:06:52 UTC  

those sucked so much dick

2019-01-08 01:07:06 UTC  

plastic lock and dull blade xd

2019-01-08 01:07:36 UTC  

It takes standard utility knife/scalpel blades, and has a little magnet to keep it from extending in your pocket. Doesn't come out even with apelike shaking. Here's keys for scale:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/532002400437927936/20190107_190201.jpg

2019-01-08 01:08:06 UTC  

link?

2019-01-08 01:13:05 UTC  

>5 dollars for a flippy bippy knoif keychain

2019-01-08 01:13:20 UTC  

Shut UP, John you don't like ANYTHING

2019-01-08 01:13:48 UTC  

This was my way of asking if you bought it on sale and what you paied for it

2019-01-08 01:13:50 UTC  

Hosh

2019-01-08 01:13:53 UTC  

So defensive

2019-01-08 01:14:05 UTC  

4.99, and it was worth every penny

2019-01-08 01:15:31 UTC  

Is it spring assist?

2019-01-08 01:15:40 UTC  

No

2019-01-08 01:16:51 UTC  

Meh

2019-01-08 01:17:30 UTC  

It's not spring assisted, but you barely, barely have to move the blade back before the magnet take a over and retracts the blade

2019-01-08 01:18:21 UTC  

link?

2019-01-08 01:18:22 UTC  

its cool

2019-01-08 01:18:49 UTC  

some people in the US sell shit like that for hundreds of dollars i kid you not

2019-01-08 01:18:58 UTC  

>s.click

2019-01-08 01:19:17 UTC  

Yeah I'm on phone, faggot, take it or leave it

2019-01-08 01:19:31 UTC  

You should know how to strip affiliate links by now

2019-01-08 01:20:01 UTC  

dunno

2019-01-08 01:20:18 UTC  

is 1 1/2 years enough time to learn

2019-01-08 01:20:23 UTC  

Here's a quick rundown:

2019-01-08 01:20:36 UTC  

wait

2019-01-08 01:20:54 UTC  

>see item name
>just search for that in the search bar of ali instead of clicking the link

2019-01-08 01:20:55 UTC  

it is 2.5 years

2019-01-08 01:21:02 UTC  

thats not how to strip the link

2019-01-08 01:21:08 UTC  

i was already gonna do that dummy

2019-01-08 01:21:36 UTC  

Then you're smarter than you think <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-01-08 01:21:46 UTC  

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2019-01-08 02:05:17 UTC  

Yes dear, "winter gloves" <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/532016917876310036/Screenshot_2019-01-07-20-03-4901.png

2019-01-08 02:06:00 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-08 02:06:24 UTC  

How can Dick even compete

2019-01-08 02:13:22 UTC  

I don't understand the palm area

2019-01-08 02:13:44 UTC  

"Hell yeah, slap me with those Tetris blocks,slut"

2019-01-08 02:25:34 UTC  

Damn

2019-01-08 02:25:38 UTC  

Those gloves