Message from @Affectomancer

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2018-09-02 14:52:35 UTC  

coolio

2018-09-02 17:53:00 UTC  

The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting
the ignorant. The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument
by asking questions. You approach the innocent and simpy ask "Did you
know that God’s name is Eris and that He is a girl?" If he should answer
"Yes." Then he is probably a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If he
says "No." then quickly proceed to:
THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He is a girl and His name
is ERIS!" Shrewdly observe if the subject is convinced. If he is, swear him
into the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind. If he does
not appear to be convinced, then proceed to:
THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have Faith! All is lost without Faith!
I sure feel sorry for you if you don’t have Faith." And then add:
THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous voice ask "Do you
know what happens to those who deny Goddess?" If he hesitates, don’t tell
him that he will surely be reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and
distributed to the poor in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing
to say), just shake your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye,
go to:

2018-09-02 17:53:01 UTC  

THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point to all of the discord
and confusion in the world and exclaim "Well who the hell do you think did
all of this, wise guy?" If he says, "Nobody, just impersonal forces." Then
quickly respond with:
THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS and say that
he is absolutely right, and that those impersonal forces are female and that
Her name is ERIS. If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then
finally resort to:
THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and confide that
sophisticated people like himself recognize that Eris is a Figurative Symbol
for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is
really more like a poem than like a science and that he is liable to be turned
into a Precious Mao Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of
Thud if he does not get hip. Then put him on your mailing list.
00065

2018-09-02 17:53:16 UTC  

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2018-09-02 17:53:31 UTC  

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2018-09-02 17:55:22 UTC  

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2018-09-02 17:55:53 UTC  

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2018-09-02 17:55:59 UTC  

THE TRUTH IS FIVE BUT MEN HAVE ONLY ONE NAME FOR IT.
Patamunzo Lingananda

2018-09-02 17:56:11 UTC  

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2018-09-02 17:56:19 UTC  

Can y'all hear me?

2018-09-02 17:56:41 UTC  

Can you move to CD?

2018-09-02 21:15:50 UTC  

@jorick2u what do I name it

2018-09-02 21:18:27 UTC  

Can I be allowed to speak?

2018-09-02 21:21:26 UTC  

No

2018-09-02 21:21:36 UTC  

probably too late but idc

2018-09-02 21:23:43 UTC  

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2018-09-02 21:26:16 UTC  

May I please come into your vc for conversation?

2018-09-02 21:26:30 UTC  

you should be free to come in.

2018-09-02 23:30:43 UTC  

Wait a minute... The UK law protects religions from discrimination. What if we made Nazism a religion?

2018-09-02 23:31:38 UTC  

Would that count at all? No one could legally criticize you.

2018-09-02 23:33:34 UTC  

Or we could make any ideology a religion really.

2018-09-03 00:51:21 UTC  

They'd have to recognize it first.

2018-09-03 01:51:05 UTC  
2018-09-03 01:51:31 UTC  

This pastebin has a shit load of links in it to youtube videos and other pastebins
one of the main videos is about some gl0r guy and antifa stuff

2018-09-03 01:51:36 UTC  

I'm so confused my iq hurts

2018-09-03 01:54:25 UTC  

Something for the Research team to review, maybe?

2018-09-03 02:00:44 UTC  

Let me know if you want to bother looking into it. Seems like the main video was sent to other people according to the comments, but there's so much here that I don't even understand it.

2018-09-03 02:01:28 UTC  

One pastebin has links to a ton of files, some which have been removed at some point from YouTube, along with links to existing channels like iraqveteran888.

2018-09-03 03:01:42 UTC  

Penis

2018-09-03 03:02:04 UTC  

illegal
no men allowed

2018-09-03 03:04:17 UTC  
2018-09-03 03:07:02 UTC  
2018-09-03 03:43:43 UTC  

I can't tell if this shit is supposed to be ironic

2018-09-03 03:43:46 UTC  

Or just retarded

2018-09-03 03:44:07 UTC  

The first one is, the second one is very real.

2018-09-03 03:44:15 UTC  

The second one, yes

2018-09-03 03:44:25 UTC  

I was referring to the first