Message from @patron Saint of EATIN
Discord ID: 410114940490481674
I've got a folding table and camping chair in my van so I can hop in the back and have an office, or wander out into the woods and "nature code."
When he lived at my house in Florida he would routinely beach code lmao
Nature's too itchy
Yeah I hate outside
Beach coding is actually a huge pain in the ass, but it's worth it just for the aesthetics.
While in Florida, I tried to code in the Starbucks and it was literally exclusively and entirely Jews.
Yeah you gotta do LOCAL coffee shops
Being from Southern Indiana, Jews are basically sinister Star Wars aliens to me.
And you have to deal with their extremely sub par seating
Where I lived in Southern Florida is literally the third most densely Jewish place in the world behind Israel and NYC
Okay I actually just found out that USB tethering is a thing, so I'll be playing League on the car ride instead of being productive rekt
Yes goy play your games
I'm back to clearing out the ticket backlog. Apologies again for being behind on everything. I do have a plan and a checklist and there is a light at the end of the milestone tunnel.
You're amazing
The problem is that security solutions are the sort of thing that don't actually deliver any visible improvement. They just incrementally reduce the probability of getting fucked to death, without any forward motion.
You're paid to say that.
Oh stahp
Security is a spook
@parrott i miss when we were both still on Facebook and we would bantz each other online while in the same bed lmao those were good times ❤️❤️❤️
Sorry for gayposting, back to your regularly scheduled gaynigger posting.
My fellow white people riot over sports, but won't do SHIT when the government stomps all over their rights and the Constitution.
well yeah, nobody cares about muh constitution
Yeah, we're the few people in this country that are really worried about the constitution
Pffffffft all that Web 2.0 nonsense
I'm fine with us being Web 1.5
Web 1.5 is bad optics
TradWorker would look like the Time Cube website if I had my druthers.
lol
I miss the old table-based layouts
Agreed.
when an IFRAME was a fancy thing
Apparently, we need to make our website look like every single shitcoin scam's website.
rounded bezels everywhere
1. Dark background
2. Parallax effect
3. Massive five megabyte full screen stock photos
4. Only one page
5. No navigation whatsoever
I'm going to hire Zoe Quinn to do our website for us, loosely modeled on her wildly popular DepressionQuest video game website. http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html
a e s t h e t i c
"game"
