I've wiped my ass with newspaper. Also, we can use corncobs like the pioneers

So have I, but it isn't good for modern toilets

http://www.survivopedia.com/diy-toilet-paper/

It actually is really easy to pulp and make new toilet paper

way better than leaves for ass wiping

Not going to be the same quality as Charmin Ultra Soft, but it could be done

needs nothing put a pot, paper to recycle, water, oil and some towels

the article says baby oil but there's no reason you can't use cheaper oils like mineral oil

Saw this classic today.

for the love of God, can you make that profile pic less disturbing

shes looking into my soul with those weird croocked eyeballs

If you have to wipe your ass with a leaf, sycamore is the way to go

If there are no sycamores, use a mayapple leaf

saving that photo

for future bants

It would actually be pretty good optics to do some kind of unconventional recycling project

Also I donated a bunch of food to a vegan chick for a food drive and then she blocked me.on everything for being a mean Nazi

Should I steal back my herring

I want my FUCKING HERRING.

But what did you have in mind for a recycling drive

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Iirc evil nazis had some great projects back in the 40s

For recycling waste

@everyone https://twitter.com/TheMadDimension/status/951576316104658944

Good news

Black people are retarded

What kind of evil bastard would promote, recycling, being humane to animals, and helping degenerate men become great men?

Go back to playing your Nintendo Switch and watching Pornhub goy.

Nazis were the first environmentalists

@Spiritchef#2826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjQgTuUnwU

God gave us dominion over this planet, and we need to take care of it

>feminist vagina

I always recycle

Ensuring the existence of our people means nothing if we give them a barren wasteland to live on

I've always been suspicious the trash and recycle bins go to the same place and it was just a bureaucratic way to burn more tax dollars.

nah, your county government sells it to corporations

everything is made with like 10% recycled paper, those conglomerates are getting the paper from somewhere

aluminium etc can be used literally infinite times

and glass