yeah it was 100% fake

he was assaulted by a nigger last year though, just bruised

Does anyone have any good resources for recyclable prices by state

you mean like cans and bottles?

Yeah

Glass and non ferrous metals in particular

http://www.bottlebill.org/legislation/usa/allstatestable.htm

Whoever's in charge of training programs should consider how to make paper products, including toilet paper

Look into using giant ragweed fiber

Can you even do that without expensive machines?

Lots of paper is made out of loblolly pine, but giant ragweeds fiber is comparable to hemp

Plus the stuff grows everywhere

I can do a lot of things homemade, especially soap and other hygeine products, but it never occurred to me to think about making toilet paper

huh, just looked it up. Doing it out of recycled paper, even newspaper, is actually really really easy

I've wiped my ass with newspaper. Also, we can use corncobs like the pioneers

So have I, but it isn't good for modern toilets

http://www.survivopedia.com/diy-toilet-paper/

It actually is really easy to pulp and make new toilet paper

way better than leaves for ass wiping

Not going to be the same quality as Charmin Ultra Soft, but it could be done

needs nothing put a pot, paper to recycle, water, oil and some towels

the article says baby oil but there's no reason you can't use cheaper oils like mineral oil

Saw this classic today.

for the love of God, can you make that profile pic less disturbing

shes looking into my soul with those weird croocked eyeballs

If you have to wipe your ass with a leaf, sycamore is the way to go

If there are no sycamores, use a mayapple leaf

saving that photo

for future bants

It would actually be pretty good optics to do some kind of unconventional recycling project

Also I donated a bunch of food to a vegan chick for a food drive and then she blocked me.on everything for being a mean Nazi

Should I steal back my herring

I want my FUCKING HERRING.

But what did you have in mind for a recycling drive

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Iirc evil nazis had some great projects back in the 40s

For recycling waste

@everyone https://twitter.com/TheMadDimension/status/951576316104658944

Good news

Black people are retarded