My Side of The Mountain Gang

My Side is a classic

Hatchet is good

I liked Island of the Blue Dolphins too but that's not really recommendable on the level of those two

What made MSoTM and Hatchet so good was that it was _about_ being in the woods

So many books like that are more about the characters mental state and they always try to tie it into their old life

Its like naw nigga

I wanna read about people doing shit in the woods

Read Walden

Do it

Thoreau wasnt a real outdoorsman

Thoreau was a real dude

Besides, Im past the point of reading books

I couldnt read a book even if I wanted too

Anti military, anti-state, anti-industry before the industrial revolution broke human life over it's knee

No point in any of those things unless you realize civilization was the real mistake

He also comments on people who are against all these things and yet still walk their walk, pay taxes, pay tributes, and show respect to those holding the chains.

Says he can really only understand it if you're doing it to protect the family. Wife and children. Doing it to protect unnecessary property is how the individual helps to tie himself in place.

I have enough rage bait already

Id rather not work myself up more

It was actually a retarded way of protecting his brother 😢

There are women out there genuinely taking Sasuke as a husbando

Hatchet was some shit

remember when his dumbass got blown the fuck up by a porcupine in his little cave

Damn, and when he had to swim into the plane to get supplies and saw the dead pilot

learning to adjust for the refraction of water to spear fish

spearing a god damn bear by letting it fall on you and the spear also basically being a small log

he was lucky/smart enough to let the bear do all the work and fall on a sharp ass log

then there was the moose

or maybe there was no bear and it was just a moose

@Exquisite Corpse
there's another film similar to hatchet from the 90s about some kid, his dad and i think their friend go on a boat trip in northern canada and get washed ashore by a crazy storm

pretty sure they show a graphic scene of the water ripping the dad right from the boat windows

the main character was some Little Billy type and his gf made him a bunch of burnt ass cookies which ended up saving him, being so calorie dense

i think only the dog survived

besdies the kid

Whats a primiecore way to deal with mosquitos.

Since i dont have a qt african gf to rub that ochre butter shit on me

Just kill them with your hands lmao

cover yourself in mud