'being with someone forever would be nice'

*cue anime theme music*

im like candy in the sexual marketplace

im a real cool customer

mostly people want to cheat on their whatevers with me

then sometimes really young people find me

whats the word

not admonishing

i forget but i cant really spend more than 90 days with the same person

Classy

not my choice brah

sure brah

im sorry i thought that was another song reference i didn't understand

what does that even mean?

how could it be my choice if i say it isnt

you dont even have the level of clarity needed to make that kind of remark

curious

most people are just pretending up until that point anyway

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nobody can keep up an act that long unless they want you to marry them

just be honest all the time and you wont have to worry about that

I have two words for you, skelly.

the hard part is finding a fellow honest person

"Red Flags"

That’s 2 words moron

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Most people have this weird thing around them

Like 20 feet of just contrived indenting

Like

Half the people I meet seem schizophrenic

Dangerously deluded

I like that picture with all the azn whoares. And that one guy on the end who doesn't get to have his arm around her so he has to give the platonic thumbs up

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/c5toeo/tifu_deepthroating_myself_in_front_of_my_new/

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>(I can draw a diagram if needed.)

https://imgur.com/a/rR31eBi

yikes

https://twitter.com/OOCWesternR34/status/1144294513877409792?s=19

Plenty of people in here like this, I know that now

Dont forget the lady with the 12 star crown in revelations. Really makes you 🤔