Message from @Exquisite Corpse
Discord ID: 604201969745264640
did I posts this one already?
idk where to even put this but i have to share it
@Deleted User i love this sight
http://tearmonger.com/animal/economical-tears-animal/scottish-pre-coital-sheep/ this is the best page
```In fact, the kilt was invented as Scotsmen found that sheep began to develop the ability to hear the zipper of a fly from quite some distance. Texans solved this problem with the invention of button-fly jeans but Scotsman found it perfectly acceptable and more suitable to just wear a woman’s skirt, and thus, the kilt was born.```
"We fit the animal with the same tear collectors used for kosher tear collection and collect ONLY the pre-coital tears"
I can't even
i've hit my limits of can
<:kek:519747357076881408>
bargain shopping
when your bitcoin crashes so you gotta subside off the darker-than-Beyonce tears
Financial liquidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6btEofvENw @Tato will this be you when you finally naturalize as an american
Cursed video
Pretty much my room right there but instead of beer cans it's cans of arizona cucumber green tea. 😎
You're gross.
I say, spitting into my spittoon cup that's got like an inch of saliva in it now.
<:kek:519747357076881408>
neckbeard love story
Nothing more american than spittin chew and drinkin bud
society
Man imagine being that stick in the mud.
Must be awful.
He did it, he believed
