Message from @U.N. Owen

Discord ID: 618520507540701204


2019-09-03 09:57:52 UTC  

Fedcuck

2019-09-03 09:58:00 UTC  

DHS is to FBI what mall cops are to police

2019-09-03 09:58:11 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-09-03 09:58:24 UTC  

Anything real ever happens, DHS calls someone with actual authority.

2019-09-03 09:58:35 UTC  

Yeah.

2019-09-03 09:58:39 UTC  

That's a good comparison.

2019-09-03 09:58:57 UTC  

I'm imagining Paul Blart.

2019-09-03 09:59:01 UTC  

In a DHS uniform.

2019-09-03 09:59:08 UTC  

And he's like gunning after white nationalists.

2019-09-03 09:59:16 UTC  

And he goes "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM."

2019-09-03 09:59:24 UTC  

And instead of a gun he pulls out his phone.

2019-09-03 09:59:34 UTC  

And starts frantically searching through his contacts for the FBI.

2019-09-03 09:59:45 UTC  

And has go to through the bureaucracy to get them there.

2019-09-03 09:59:57 UTC  

Pffftttttt.

2019-09-03 13:44:46 UTC  

Ukrainians are fucking cucks

2019-09-03 13:45:57 UTC  

I waited for some outrage for the last few weeks

2019-09-03 13:46:10 UTC  

But literally nothing happens and everyone seem to just forget about it

2019-09-03 13:46:46 UTC  

They should kick her off from the country immediately or at least request an official public apology

2019-09-03 13:53:55 UTC  

What an ugly hoe

2019-09-03 18:59:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/618520500267909130/Screenshot_20190904-035855_YouTube.jpg

2019-09-03 19:09:31 UTC  

What're you in prison for?
"Downloading an mp4."

2019-09-03 19:21:10 UTC  

Im sure this doesnt apply to hardcore pornography

2019-09-03 23:41:28 UTC  

Moldbug is right though Sweden sounds like a nightmare

2019-09-03 23:42:13 UTC  

I am a man now

2019-09-03 23:43:01 UTC  

My first drink from a liquor store was a four pack of Sherry what was yours

2019-09-03 23:44:47 UTC  

merlot

2019-09-03 23:44:52 UTC  

it was a mistake

2019-09-03 23:45:05 UTC  

I just wanted to grab something and I didn't want to look like a weirdo

2019-09-03 23:45:12 UTC  

I like wine

2019-09-03 23:45:16 UTC  

but I don't like this brand

2019-09-03 23:45:35 UTC  

Wine drunk is nasty I stopped drinking wine

2019-09-03 23:50:29 UTC  

If I drink more than 3 cups of wine I'm guarenteed to throw up and I have no idea why

2019-09-04 00:06:07 UTC  

It's the only alcohol that's made me throw up before a hangover

2019-09-04 00:07:08 UTC  

Cider > Beer

2019-09-04 00:08:54 UTC  

Cider is too sweet to me

2019-09-04 00:09:03 UTC  

And bloats

2019-09-04 00:11:36 UTC  

You're drinking the cheap stuff then like strongbow or angry orchard right? If you can get it, try Groundhog or Savanna

2019-09-04 00:16:41 UTC  

Maybe. I don't like sweet or fruity alcohol at all.

2019-09-04 00:19:58 UTC  

Woodchuck cider is so good

2019-09-04 00:20:04 UTC  

^