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Big tard

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Dogs are based.

Dogs stink

Always lookin our for you when you think you're not looking.

Yeah

Fuck you.

Dogs are great.

Dogs are males and fascists of the pet world, cats are females and anarchists

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Lizard master race

Cats can live entirely indoors.

That's like the opposite of anarchist.

Dogs can survive in packs and can be brutal and poop wherever they want.

Cats don't usually live entirely indoors if they have an option

And a lot of dogs live mostly indoors too

Cats do whatever the fuck they want, dogs obey their owner

True.

Depends on the cat though. Cats are a lot more independent.

You ever try and call a cat?

Yeah, good luck with that

Unless you teach it that it will get food by obeying you

Then it will in fact do what you tell it to do if it's really hungry

I have a great picture of my Mom's cat hang on.

From the bacon wrapped pork tenderloin yesterday.

that cat is fat

Mom gets so mad when people say that.

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Dad keeps feeding her treats.

THE ONLY TIME SHE LOSES WEIGHT.

IS WHEN I ALONE LOOK AFTER HER.

BECAUSE I'M NOT WEAK WILLED.

I follow her diet as strictly as possible.

And it fuckin works.

I can't be a responsible owner for my cat

She's always a bitch unless she's hungry

Cause the when she gets really nice

i give my dog a tablespoon of butter every other day