Cats can live entirely indoors.

That's like the opposite of anarchist.

Dogs can survive in packs and can be brutal and poop wherever they want.

Cats don't usually live entirely indoors if they have an option

And a lot of dogs live mostly indoors too

Cats do whatever the fuck they want, dogs obey their owner

True.

Depends on the cat though. Cats are a lot more independent.

You ever try and call a cat?

Yeah, good luck with that

Unless you teach it that it will get food by obeying you

Then it will in fact do what you tell it to do if it's really hungry

I have a great picture of my Mom's cat hang on.

From the bacon wrapped pork tenderloin yesterday.

that cat is fat

Mom gets so mad when people say that.

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Dad keeps feeding her treats.

THE ONLY TIME SHE LOSES WEIGHT.

IS WHEN I ALONE LOOK AFTER HER.

BECAUSE I'M NOT WEAK WILLED.

I follow her diet as strictly as possible.

And it fuckin works.

I can't be a responsible owner for my cat

She's always a bitch unless she's hungry

Cause the when she gets really nice

i give my dog a tablespoon of butter every other day

So I don't feed her because that's the only time when she's not a savage bastard

but she's still lean because she gets exercise and I don't overfeed animals

also if you spay/neuter animals they require a lot less food

actually I give my dog most of my leftovers

and pan scrapings

she gets any leftover butter/oils/fats/skin on the pan after I'm done cooking

Dunno how people end up with fat animals

Lmao, police came to my house

My mother probably thought that they came foe me again

Why'd they show up this time?

Missing person?

"""Missing car"""

Aaaahhhh I was close.