Message from @Exquisite Corpse

Discord ID: 641836176570974250


2019-11-06 17:37:57 UTC  

Canadian government has just officially announced that its national Canadian-seal bonding exercises programme, that aims to lessen the mutual hatred and mistrust between these two races, has just been launched
Here's a short video of two friends a young Canadian girl and a seal of unknown gender enjoying spending time together participating in educational and recreational activities overseen by Canadian scientists and government officials

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/641692764203122708/1572970114002-int.webm

2019-11-06 17:37:58 UTC  

Great job Canada!

2019-11-06 17:42:41 UTC  

why doesn't she have a club with her?

2019-11-06 17:45:27 UTC  

Delet

2019-11-06 17:45:59 UTC  

God created seals to be clubbed god damn it, they don't have any other use

2019-11-06 17:46:40 UTC  

fucking libtards

2019-11-06 17:52:03 UTC  

It's been confirmed, whit*ids ain't got no soul

2019-11-06 19:46:12 UTC  

Ok lads, I've come across HERO's official Twitter and I honestly don't know what to think

2019-11-06 21:35:14 UTC  

It was hacked

2019-11-07 02:03:40 UTC  

Q13 News Seattle: Teacher accused of sex with student found dead along with husband.
https://q13fox.com/2019/11/06/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student-found-dead-by-swat-team-in-apparent-murder-suicide/

2019-11-07 02:04:03 UTC  

Ogle was charged with having sex with a student, ***crimes against nature with a student*** and felony indecent liberties with a student.

2019-11-07 02:04:28 UTC  

Why is that so funny

2019-11-07 02:28:32 UTC  

Because that face

2019-11-07 02:36:49 UTC  

Wait so she cucked then killed her husband or he got cucked then redeemed himself?

2019-11-07 02:47:25 UTC  

Would you rather be an incel or would you commit crimes against humanity instead

2019-11-07 02:59:52 UTC  

So I'm a freak either way

2019-11-07 02:59:56 UTC  

Lovely

2019-11-07 03:06:09 UTC  

@Deleted User we already know you committed crimes against humanity

2019-11-07 03:07:14 UTC  

I'll commit a crime against your mom

2019-11-07 03:07:49 UTC  

Watch, see if I care

2019-11-07 03:08:43 UTC  

_nice!_

2019-11-07 03:09:06 UTC  

She'll stop trying to steal my life if she has to worry about her own.

2019-11-07 03:10:54 UTC  

I dont think your mom is trying to steal your life

2019-11-07 03:11:02 UTC  

Im pretty sure thats like a felony

2019-11-07 03:12:42 UTC  

She's genuinely trying to dress and style like me and she's trying to get into young people music. I think she's having a legitimate crises but she can leave me out of it.

2019-11-07 03:13:11 UTC  

Holy shit people like that exist lol

2019-11-07 03:15:41 UTC  

Yes.

2019-11-07 03:17:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/641838551633362984/20191106_191623.jpg

2019-11-07 03:17:15 UTC  

Maybe she doesnt want you to feel like a lonely loser

2019-11-07 03:17:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/641838563750707241/20191106_191638.jpg

2019-11-07 03:17:34 UTC  

No, because she doesn't want to spend any time with me.

2019-11-07 03:17:56 UTC  

Oooooh

2019-11-07 03:18:09 UTC  

She just wants to _have fun_ again

2019-11-07 03:18:21 UTC  

Is she hot?

2019-11-07 03:18:30 UTC  

🤔

2019-11-07 03:19:02 UTC  

For 44, sure.

2019-11-07 03:19:17 UTC  

Pics

2019-11-07 03:19:50 UTC  

No way

2019-11-07 03:21:09 UTC  

Just trust that she's the ultimate Karen

2019-11-07 03:22:32 UTC  

Tfw spookys mom will never call the manager on you as spooky dies of second hand embarrassment in the corner