To roll things and for a bunch of other shit.

lmao

But it became so valuable and only one person could have it at a time.

That's hilarious

And there was a bunch of infighting over it.

The holy cola war

Sounds pretty modern to me

I think they ended up breaking it and then order was restored.

Wow

Well it was made of glass.

Took them a much shorter time

So the moral is

Smash technology

We still on this tech train

And be happier

Make industrial technology out of glass so it's easy to break.

They derailed it hard and fast

Ahahah

Maybe people will evolve glass bones soon

That would help me

Hotwheels future.

Imagine if the first dude that invented the wheel got crushed to death with his wheel for being a sorcerer

glass is pretty underrated

its a great material

It is.

Where's the Ludites when you need em

The first wheel?

Lol

I believe we call that a really short stick

No one "invented" the wheel

Even dogs understand the concept of round

Dogs invented the wheel

Dogs invented the white female orgasm

Okay well maybe the first guy that invented modern agriculture

LOL

Nope again

Agriculture was invented by animals eating plants and shitting in a different location

Filthy seed eaters

Well damn

Why do we keep taking credit for shit nature already did

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb