Message from @HoChiScreamin

Discord ID: 653091351021223956


2019-12-08 04:26:42 UTC  

Hotwheels future.

2019-12-08 04:26:44 UTC  

Imagine if the first dude that invented the wheel got crushed to death with his wheel for being a sorcerer

2019-12-08 04:26:45 UTC  

glass is pretty underrated

2019-12-08 04:26:54 UTC  

its a great material

2019-12-08 04:27:07 UTC  

It is.

2019-12-08 04:27:19 UTC  

Where's the Ludites when you need em

2019-12-08 04:27:44 UTC  

The first wheel?

2019-12-08 04:27:46 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-08 04:27:55 UTC  

I believe we call that a really short stick

2019-12-08 04:28:25 UTC  

No one "invented" the wheel

2019-12-08 04:28:41 UTC  

Even dogs understand the concept of round

2019-12-08 04:30:00 UTC  

Dogs invented the wheel

2019-12-08 04:30:17 UTC  

Dogs invented the white female orgasm

2019-12-08 04:30:23 UTC  

Okay well maybe the first guy that invented modern agriculture

2019-12-08 04:30:27 UTC  

LOL

2019-12-08 04:30:30 UTC  

Nope again

2019-12-08 04:30:52 UTC  

Agriculture was invented by animals eating plants and shitting in a different location

2019-12-08 04:31:09 UTC  

Filthy seed eaters

2019-12-08 04:31:24 UTC  

Well damn

2019-12-08 04:31:38 UTC  

Why do we keep taking credit for shit nature already did

2019-12-08 04:31:51 UTC  

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb

2019-12-08 04:31:57 UTC  

Who needs tractors when you have.

2019-12-08 04:31:58 UTC  

A dog.

2019-12-08 04:32:14 UTC  

ancient tractors are horses

2019-12-08 04:32:20 UTC  

Nah. Electricity struck a piece of metal thanks to the properties of both

2019-12-08 04:32:25 UTC  

or depending on the region

2019-12-08 04:32:26 UTC  

slaves

2019-12-08 04:32:28 UTC  

Heh

2019-12-08 04:32:32 UTC  

Tractors

2019-12-08 04:32:40 UTC  

My grandpa called those negros

2019-12-08 04:32:41 UTC  

Slaves:the original tractors

2019-12-08 04:32:46 UTC  

Ahahahah

2019-12-08 04:32:51 UTC  

yeah

2019-12-08 04:32:56 UTC  

Slaves were the original for a lot of tools

2019-12-08 04:33:08 UTC  

Whats changed?

2019-12-08 04:33:21 UTC  

Folks are tools

2019-12-08 04:33:27 UTC  

Am I a tool

2019-12-08 04:33:27 UTC  

:D

2019-12-08 04:33:34 UTC  

thank you slaves!

2019-12-08 04:33:37 UTC  

I look around and I see every other human participating in the economy