Marsellus Wallace

He's bald

And he's black

~~And he don't like to get FUCKED by ANYBODY but his *wife* , Mrs. Wallace.~~

cool ya ass, I'm sendin Tha muthafuckin' WOLF

Gonna get me a muffin too

He's not short tho

If he's under 6 ft

That's short

He's 6 foot even

I went into the record store and had a performance breakdown

It was performance

And a breakdown

And I had to run out

My nose was dripping all over the vinyls

Wait what?

You sneezed on vinyl?

I don't understand

She had a performance breakdown

I don't know what that means

I didn't sneeze on the vinyl

Not actively

But what do you mean by 'performance breakdown'

What were you performing

Like music or a speech or

Slam poetry?

Nigga going coo coo

Then running away

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I want one

Just one barrage could level any major building

Level your campus

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Root stop I can only get so erect

I was thinking the White House but now my dick just is positively throbbing

Weird

I got some coffee and it tastes like Thai food

hello there

how's it going?