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Spooky

I am eating a muffin for dinner

Where's all your money huh

what?

Are you too poor to feed yourself normlaly

What's wrong with a nice fresh muffin

Power is still out.

Fuck this gay earth.

Damn

Muffins are pretty great

Rad muslims

Who's your favorite short black man?

Mine is Mr. Moseby

Marsellus Wallace

He's bald

And he's black

~~And he don't like to get FUCKED by ANYBODY but his *wife* , Mrs. Wallace.~~

cool ya ass, I'm sendin Tha muthafuckin' WOLF

Gonna get me a muffin too

He's not short tho

If he's under 6 ft

That's short

He's 6 foot even

I went into the record store and had a performance breakdown

It was performance

And a breakdown

And I had to run out

My nose was dripping all over the vinyls

Wait what?

You sneezed on vinyl?

I don't understand

She had a performance breakdown

I don't know what that means

I didn't sneeze on the vinyl

Not actively

But what do you mean by 'performance breakdown'

What were you performing

Like music or a speech or

Slam poetry?

Nigga going coo coo

Then running away