Message from @laurefinwë

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2019-12-27 00:54:48 UTC  

Why can't we set up the FC compound in Florida though

2019-12-27 00:55:25 UTC  

Because we'd be overrun with methead crocodil feral ghouls within the hour

2019-12-27 00:58:12 UTC  

Also

2019-12-27 00:58:27 UTC  

My data has been out for a week now hahaha

2019-12-27 00:58:36 UTC  

How is that a bad thing though

2019-12-27 00:58:37 UTC  

BUT YOU ARE CORRECT

2019-12-27 00:58:51 UTC  

>tfw no alligator methead gf

2019-12-27 01:00:03 UTC  

Because disease would be too rampant Laure.

2019-12-27 01:00:10 UTC  

Tropical climates breed filth

2019-12-27 01:00:13 UTC  

I vote for the Florida compound

2019-12-27 01:00:24 UTC  

A lot more dangerous things cops have to deal with

2019-12-27 01:00:57 UTC  

They’re less likely to bother if they’re busy with cartels

2019-12-27 01:01:09 UTC  

You ever see a moose charge at you?

2019-12-27 01:01:11 UTC  

Also imagine the added difficulty in water purification

2019-12-27 01:01:15 UTC  

The food preservation.

2019-12-27 01:02:13 UTC  

Yeah but gators are a bitch

2019-12-27 01:02:18 UTC  

And snakes

2019-12-27 01:02:38 UTC  

Do they have Kenyan mangrove crabs in Florida?

2019-12-27 01:04:19 UTC  

Florida is comfy, it's warm and humid

2019-12-27 01:04:24 UTC  

Alaska is dry and cold

2019-12-27 01:04:32 UTC  

Based dry alaska

2019-12-27 01:04:40 UTC  

No thanks

2019-12-27 01:04:40 UTC  

I too prefer dry.

2019-12-27 01:04:44 UTC  

I'm brown ok

2019-12-27 01:06:18 UTC  

Ahahha

2019-12-27 01:06:27 UTC  

Laure if you love humdiry so much

2019-12-27 01:06:31 UTC  

Humidity

2019-12-27 01:06:35 UTC  

I'll make you a deal

2019-12-27 01:06:42 UTC  

I'll go to Scotland in your place

2019-12-27 01:06:51 UTC  

And you come here to Houston fucking texas

2019-12-27 01:07:07 UTC  

And we'll swap like the parent trap

2019-12-27 01:07:17 UTC  

Or I'll go to Poland

2019-12-27 01:07:37 UTC  

Lmao

2019-12-27 01:07:49 UTC  

Poland's gonna be a desert soon, you're gonna like it

2019-12-27 01:07:58 UTC  

And get my land and goats and a wife after I put on blackface and find the Polish women thatve never seen an actual negro

2019-12-27 01:08:25 UTC  

And then before they can divorce me I already got em preggers

2019-12-27 01:08:45 UTC  

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2019-12-27 01:08:49 UTC  

The white man wins again

2019-12-27 01:09:11 UTC  

That... wouldn't be such a bad idea
There are people here who call Pakis from that kebab shop "negroes"

2019-12-27 01:09:18 UTC  

Ahahaha