Do they have Kenyan mangrove crabs in Florida?

Florida is comfy, it's warm and humid

Alaska is dry and cold

Based dry alaska

No thanks

I too prefer dry.

I'm brown ok

Ahahha

Laure if you love humdiry so much

Humidity

I'll make you a deal

I'll go to Scotland in your place

And you come here to Houston fucking texas

And we'll swap like the parent trap

Or I'll go to Poland

Lmao

Poland's gonna be a desert soon, you're gonna like it

And get my land and goats and a wife after I put on blackface and find the Polish women thatve never seen an actual negro

And then before they can divorce me I already got em preggers

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The white man wins again

That... wouldn't be such a bad idea
There are people here who call Pakis from that kebab shop "negroes"

Ahahaha

Here as in Florida?

That's because floridians are retarded

Nah, here in Polin

Oh well then idk what the hell

Negroes aren't that common here ok

Beside voivodship capitals

But even there they're quite damn rare

Which is why I got a chance

Find some village dwelling polish girl and just nigga it up

Since you say they all want darkies

Yeah, that's not actually true

It's just Polish diasporaks hoes that are for some reason known for that

But you can try anyway!

Well then you been holding out on me son

You'd do better larping as a latino

Or a med

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Time to wear the brown face