-define ben shapiro

-define twat swatter

**Twat Swatter**: When a girl stops another girl from getting her [game on]. (The female version of a "[cock blocker]")

Invented by [Dane Cook], said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
*"I was going to [get with] him! [You need to stop] being such a [twat swatter]!"*
*(<http://twat-swatter.urbanup.com/3234242>)* *9 more results*

**Ben Shapiro**: [destroyer] of [libtards]
*[libtard]: *says some [dumb shit]*

Ben Shapiro: *appears and snaps fingers*

libtard: *uh oh Ben [i don't feel so good]*

libtard: *fucking disintegrates**
*(<http://ben-shapiro.urbanup.com/13295507>)* *9 more results*

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-define mohammad

**Mohammad**: an amazing friend. someone who can always find a way to make you smile, even though you're [feeling down]. he's easy to [get along] with, and doesn't judge people based on how they look. he can be shy though, pretty quiet. says really random things, and gets hungry quite easily. he is just really awesome, funny, cute, amazing, nice, and sweet. <[33]
*he's [definately] a [mohammad] <3*
*(<http://mohammad.urbanup.com/5160539>)* *9 more results*

-define mohammad goat

**Mohammad**: an amazing friend. someone who can always find a way to make you smile, even though you're [feeling down]. he's easy to [get along] with, and doesn't judge people based on how they look. he can be shy though, pretty quiet. says really random things, and gets hungry quite easily. he is just really awesome, funny, cute, amazing, nice, and sweet. <[33]
*he's [definately] a [mohammad] <3*
*(<http://mohammad.urbanup.com/5160539>)* *9 more results*

-define goatfucker

**goatfucker**: A [slur] [Theo Van Gogh] used to describe [militant] Dutch immigrants from Muslim countries. Also sometimes used to describe Muslims in general.
*"This is what our [multicultural society] has brought us: a [climate] of [intimidation] in which all sorts of goatfuckers can issue their threats freely."*
*(<http://goatfucker.urbanup.com/1708305>)* *9 more results*

-define honey badger

**Honey Badger**: [The Chuck Norris] of [the animal] kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives [the honey badger] crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
*When the [Tasmanian devil] goes to sleep, he [checks] under his bed for [the honey badger].*
*(<http://honey-badger.urbanup.com/6640482>)* *9 more results*

-define Tasmanian devils

**Tasmanian Devil**: When your girl gets kinky and starts spinning on your dick [meanwhile] making the [Looney] [toons] Tasmanian Devil voice.
*Guy 1: My [gf] and I just tried the craziest thing last night.
Guy 2: Really? [What'd] you try?
Guy 1: The Tasmanian Devil..
Guy 2: [Woah].*
*(<http://tasmanian-devil.urbanup.com/10943882>)* *9 more results*

-define jiddy

**Jiddy**: [An adult] who [treats] normal every day circumstances as [corporate] documentable acts to cover there own ass.
*There was a [reported] incident from the [soccer game] Saturday. That Jiddy [intimidated] some kid, then documented a story and somehow became a victim.*
*(<http://jiddy.urbanup.com/8290534>)* *3 more results*

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-define bum

**bum**: 1. A [homeless person].
2. British/[Australian] equivalent of "butt".
3. To fuck someone [up the arse].
*[A bum] [bummed] me [up the bum].*
*(<http://bum.urbanup.com/286922>)* *9 more results*

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-define tax

**tax**: Giving money you don't have to people [you don't know] for a [program] you don't [believe] in.
*It's [income tax] time again. [whoo]. </[sarc]>*
*(<http://tax.urbanup.com/378502>)* *9 more results*

-define nocoiner

**nocoiner**: Someone who didn't lose an enormous amount of real-world money when the [Bitcoin] [bubble] [popped].
*My wife is divorcing me because I secretly put all of our [net worth] into [Bitcoin] just before the price began to [tank]. I wish I were a nocoiner.*
*(<http://nocoiner.urbanup.com/12705584>)* *2 more results*

-define 100 mph

**100 mph**: [extremely] [fast]
*you're [going] 100 mph. [slow down]!*
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-define solo traitor

**Traitor**: A [Stormtrooper] who isn't [loyal] to the First Order. Example: [FN-2187]
*[FN-2187] Stabbed his Fellow Loyal Stormtrooper.
Out of the shadows, the most loyal man emerges.
The Figure wipes out his massive stun baton, it [glowed] with the power of his loyalty.
He began to spin his mighty tool, wiping it with such force
Finn began to tremble in his traitorous coat, yet deep inside, he felt a strong feeling of pleasure.
[TR-8R] posed himself in his combat stance, his weapon gleaming in the sunlight, fully erect.

Finn wanted TR-8R to use him. He wanted to be punished by him. He wanted to feel his massive loyalty inside of him.
TR-8R with a a voice as sweet as honey, shouted "Traitor!"
Finn loved it when he was called a traitor. He got down onto his hands and knees.
"[Punish me]!" He begged. "Make me feel the wrath of the First Order!"*
*(<http://traitor.urbanup.com/8993123>)* *9 more results*

-define trader

**Trader**: An [omnipotent] eternal [gimp], having almost no [bounds] of gimpness
*Man [I wish] I wasn't [a fucking] [trader].*
*(<http://trader.urbanup.com/215596>)* *9 more results*

-define mh370

**MH370**: [Losing] something you can't find like the MH370 [plane] that's [somewhere] in this world.
*"I had a [pen] [but then] it went all MH370 on me and now [I can't find it]"*
*(<http://mh370.urbanup.com/7652378>)* *2 more results*

-define mouthpiece

**mouthpiece**: Anyone who has [alot] of [game]. Can make them do things they [normally] wouldn't do.
*I [got] a [cold] mouthpiece.*
*(<http://mouthpiece.urbanup.com/1548159>)* *9 more results*

-define apathetic

**apathetic**: [Indifference] towards people, things, and/or activities. Lack of [emotion] and lack of feeling, [numbness].
*His apathetic [attitude] made people [think] he was [introvert].*
*(<http://apathetic.urbanup.com/691385>)* *9 more results*

-define leaking clock

**leak**: [In the music] industry, when a song or album is being [put out] before it is [officially] released, usually online.
*Sometimes when an [artist's] album has been [leaked], they release their album earlier than planned for fear of [the bootleggers].*
*(<http://leak.urbanup.com/1087291>)* *9 more results*

-define brazil