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🏧 | **-Joe**, **you received your 💴 200 daily credits!**
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-define calvanism
**Calvan**: Verb. To [exhibit] consistently [pushy], arrogant, and whiny behavior, oblivious to what a complete and total [dweeb] and jerk one actually is (which is apparent to everyone else).
*He calvaned to the bikers about his great [prowess] on his [scooter] as they [smirked] at him from their Harleys.*
*(<http://calvan.urbanup.com/2650989>)* *2 more results*
-define reverse
**reverse**: "[This is]...an [interesting] way of [putting] it..."
*[Reverse] is when you switch the [arrangement] of multiple items, placing them in [each other's] positions.*
*(<http://reverse.urbanup.com/9055331>)* *9 more results*
-define bitch out
**Bitch out**: The failure to perform a task based [not on] a lack of skill but a lack of [willpower] or courage or possibly due to overwhelming fear. Usually this happens at the last moment possible and without any sort of alternative [plausible] excuse.
*John was going to ask that hot girl out but he [bitched out] at the last second and walked away awkwardly.
Alex bitched out of the fight after he saw his opponent was clearly bigger
Person A: there's no way that girl is going to [bungee jump]
Person B: yeah I'm betting she is going to [bitch out]*
*(<http://bitch-out.urbanup.com/5865354>)* *9 more results*
-define boof
**Boof**: To abuse any [licit] or [illicit] substance via [insertion] into one's rectum.
*Dude, I just saw Brian [boofing] some [booze] last night at a party. [Rad]!*
*(<http://boof.urbanup.com/7249281>)* *9 more results*
-boofie
-define -boofing
**boofing**: when you take drugs or [alcohols] through your asshole to get higher/[drunker] and [quicker] than taking it otherwise.
*did you see [the boys] last night? they were boofing [loads] of [drugs].*
*(<http://boofing.urbanup.com/13072232>)* *9 more results*
-define butt chugging
**Butt Chugging**: The act of ingesting alcohol through ones [rectum]. The idea is to [increase] the [alcohol's] effect and the speed with which one becomes intoxicated.
*Hello [Jonathan]! Would you care to [attend] my party? [We will] be Butt Chugging!*
*(<http://butt-chugging.urbanup.com/5878457>)* *9 more results*
**hippity hoppity**: music what older [folks] think young [urban] [youths] listen to.
*Father- "Hey [son] what [are you] [listen] to some of that hippity hoppity?*
*(<http://hippity-hoppity.urbanup.com/6280570>)* *9 more results*
-define property
**Property**: [Women]
*[Women] are not [humans] they are [property]*
*(<http://property.urbanup.com/13336417>)* *9 more results*
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ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞
ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ
-define abortion
**abortion**: The ending of pregnancy by to removing an [embryo] or fetus before it can survive outside the uterus. This should be safely done in [an abortion] [clinic], or it can be dangerous. Many people who get pregnant by accident seek out abortions so they don't have to carry a baby.
*The condom broke when [Felicity] and [Greg] had sex, so now Felicity is looking to have [an abortion].*
*(<http://abortion.urbanup.com/13524982>)* *9 more results*
**Festus**: A very romantic guy [that'll] give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes [egoistic]
Festus usually has lots of girls [swarming] around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
*[Who's that] [perfect guy], [oh]! That's Festus*
*(<http://festus.urbanup.com/13595903>)* *9 more results*
-define the purpose of life
**The purpose of life**: WEll, there are 2 purposes to life, first we'll explore the more important one.
Sex, what else? Once you hit puberty its all you want. You could get fucked from now until forever and it would never get tired of it, therefor it is one of the 2 purposes.
Pissing people off. Why, i don't know. but pissing people off is just one of the greatest things ever. People nowdays get pissed off at the dumbest things, for example i was walking and i [brushed] against a person and they get in my face and start yelling "ohhh, you need to say excuse me if you gonna be [hittin] people [like dat]!" of course i did the most natural thing, and laughed in her face. But because pissing people off is the second thing i've found that [never gets old], it is the second purpose of life.
*Sex, see sprixsexblowjob
[Pissing] people off, laugh at them. Tell them how fat their kids are. Burn stuff in their yard. [Piss on] their cars. Cut their tires, there is a vast [array] of ways to piss people off.*
*(<http://the-purpose-of-life.urbanup.com/879458>)* *9 more results*
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-define hideout
**hideout**: Formerly known as "[El Jefe's] Hideout". Now known as "The Hideout featuring El Jefe and J Dubs". The best damn show on the radio in DC. Check it out every saturday night from 7 to 11 pm. See also [drunky drunkerton] and [radio gods], both references to awesome shows on WJFK 106.7 in Washington DC.
*"Jesus hates [Hellboy], but loves the [Hideout] every saturday night from 7 to 11."
We love you Jefe and Dubs!!!! [xoxoxoxo]*
*(<http://hideout.urbanup.com/597088>)* *7 more results*
t!wiki andrew yang
-define phone
**Phone**: A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't [need it] to do. Because of this, the [corporations] jack the price up to [inhumane] levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
*I got this new phone and could not figure out how to [make a call] on it. I could, however, summon a [giant robot] and arm a [nuke] fairly easily.*
*(<http://phone.urbanup.com/3777875>)* *9 more results*
-define computer
**Computer**: The most [useful] and most [frustrating] thing any [human being] will ever work with.
*The computer [crashed] again. [I lost] three [thousand] lines of code.*
*(<http://computer.urbanup.com/26347>)* *9 more results*
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