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-define electricity

**electricity**: The greatest invention of all time, without electricity the world would stop turning. Electricity can simply be described as electrons running through an element that leads electricity, such as a copper wire, a transistor, a resistor or a [capacitor]. Electricity can be "stored" in so called batteries or capacitors. Without electricity we wouldnt have TV, cars, electric toothbrushes (duuh?), computers nor electric chairs ([thanks John] [Fru])... And that would suck, wouldn't it?
*I turned on my electric lamp, sat down on the couch, turned on the TV with my electric [remote control], and electrecuted my friends with [the stun gun] (needs electricity) so I could watch [my stories]!*
*(<http://electricity.urbanup.com/1805025>)* *9 more results*

-define you gay

**YOU GAY**: [you gay] [nigga]
*nigga: whats good what are you doing man

dood: chillen at the spot i heard [you gay]

nigga: [nigga you gay]

dood: you been gay

nigga: [neva dat]*
*(<http://you-gay.urbanup.com/4192230>)* *9 more results*

-define lol

**lol**: It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "[Lots of Laughs]"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the [chatter], its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing [worthwhile] to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my [mind that] when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, [lawl], heh, haha, [lolol], and 120 for similarities.
*Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The [golden ratio] is truely an [intersting] aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "[Your mom goes to college]!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok*
*(<http://lol.urbanup.com/1406597>)* *9 more results*

-define tower

**tower**: A [computer's] [CPU], often [shaped] like a small tower.
* There's something wrong with the [slot] on the tower. My [CD-ROM] [got stuck].*
*(<http://tower.urbanup.com/3643667>)* *9 more results*

-define radio tower

**Radio**: A once [novel concept] completely and utterly destroyed by [Clear Channel], which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady [rotation].
*I just heard this song three [minutes] [ago] on the [radio]!*
*(<http://radio.urbanup.com/338645>)* *9 more results*

-define novel

**novel**: 1. n. A book containing an original and [entertaining], (hopefully), story. Novels are frequently [published] first in hard cover, and later in [paperback] form if they become popular.

2. adj. Describing something new and different from what was available or seen before.
*1. My [favorite] [genre] of novel is [Science Fiction].

2. This novel is quite novel.*
*(<http://novel.urbanup.com/682832>)* *9 more results*

-define concept

**concept**: a [theory] about the [nature] of [reality]
*[i can't] find my [shoes] because they went for [a stroll]*
*(<http://concept.urbanup.com/725360>)* *9 more results*

-define rotation

**rotation**: [The order] in which a group of people word [blaze].
The order in which the [spliff] is passed.
*Yo, if you're [hittin'] this [spliff] you [got to] be in the rotation.*
*(<http://rotation.urbanup.com/229017>)* *9 more results*

-define station

**station**: A term that can mean anything. Also the name of the most intelligent being according to the movie Bill & [Ted's] [Bogus] [Journey].
*Ted: Bill, [you want some] [cheetos]?

Bill: [STATION]!*
*(<http://station.urbanup.com/580277>)* *9 more results*

-define radio

**Radio**: A once [novel concept] completely and utterly destroyed by [Clear Channel], which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady [rotation].
*I just heard this song three [minutes] [ago] on the [radio]!*
*(<http://radio.urbanup.com/338645>)* *9 more results*

-define cliff

**Cliff**: Pronunciation: \ˈklif\
A German/English man. Calm, caring, gentile but strong. rather ingenious and wise. Bold and brave but soft in his ability to change, reform and adjust. [excepting] and understanding.

*like a mountains he is big and tall - like a river who flows many ways he is free from [confirmation bias] - Like a grandfather spirit he is mindful and open, conscious & aware - like the clouds ever changing he is full of life and dances amongst the stars - He has the courage to act on his knowledge, but the humility to doubt what he knows - A giver of protection and often associated with large mountains - A guardian of wisdom believer of eternal life. "The white [cliffs of Dover]"

brave, victorious and triumphant!

"a very dangerous place to play games"
*[Hi] Cliff! it was [nice to meet you].*
*(<http://cliff.urbanup.com/4559411>)* *9 more results*

-define lag

**Lag**: A phenomenon in video games where the game [slows] down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said [lag], causing them to go into mentally and physically [destructive] meltdowns.
*Luke: *[Playing Minecraft]* Die n00bs!
{GAME [LAGS]}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! [AHHHHHHHH]!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.*
*(<http://lag.urbanup.com/7910496>)* *9 more results*

-define utc+

**UTC**: Coordinated Universal Time. Same as GMT or [Greenwich Mean Time]. The two terms are often used loosely to refer to time kept on the Greenwich meridian (longitude zero), five hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time. UTC is the basis for the worldwide system of civil time. This time scale is kept by time laboratories around the world, including the U.S. Naval Observatory, and is determined using highly precise atomic clocks. The International Bureau of Weights and Measures makes use of data from the timing laboratories to provide the international standard UTC which is accurate to approximately a [nanosecond] (billionth of a second) per day. The length of a UTC second is defined in terms of an atomic transition of the element [cesium] under specific conditions, and is not directly related to any astronomical phenomena.
*I received an email that was sent at 1:00 UTC time. This was equivalent to [6:00] PM [Pacific] [Daylight] Time.*
*(<http://utc.urbanup.com/2414681>)* *6 more results*

-define est

**EST**: Everyone [Stands] Together. Popularized by [rap artist] [Machine Gun Kelly].
*And I'm still [laced up], tell the world that's nothing changed.
Till it's hundred dollar bills in my pocket, then nothings changed.
If my teammate with me, then I don't wanna thang.
Tell them I'll go broke before I run out [on my game].
EST over [everythang].*
*(<http://est.urbanup.com/6883942>)* *9 more results*

-define scam 101

**101**: [Introduction], [basics]
*[Russian propaganda] posters 101*
*(<http://101.urbanup.com/468600>)* *9 more results*

-define steins gate

**Steins Gate**: A significant and important event, object, location, or time period . [Stein's] gate holds such a significance , simply because the word, onto itself means absolutely nothing, but whatever concept it is used to describe is important.

From the [visual novel] and anime/manga series [Steins;Gate] , where the term is used as a name for the ideal World Line.
*" A world of equality and [liberty], free of war and crime, is the [steins gate] for a [peace activist] such as myself"*
*(<http://steins-gate.urbanup.com/7297357>)* *9 more results*

-define thicc

**Thicc**: When a person has [fat in] the right places, [creating] sexy [curves].
*person 1: you see [shaniqua] over there?
person 2: yeah man [she thicc] [AF]*
*(<http://thicc.urbanup.com/11917502>)* *9 more results*

t!hackerman @KingAlbo

⌨ | **Hackerman Nyoki**
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-define werewolf