-define half baked

**half baked**: The best [stoner movie] ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars [Dave Chappelle], who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "[Chappelle's Show]", which airs on Comedy Central.
*I watch [Half Baked] so much, I can nearly [quote] the entire movie [word for word].*
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t!wiki dragon maid

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid **

best stoner movie hah

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-define ladyhawk

**ladyhawk**: slang term for "[incoherent]" or horrible [grammar]; ladyhawk was an [offtopic].com member
*(1) You [just] ladyhawked that [post]! (2) That was so ladyhawk.*
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-define grandma's boy

**grandma's boy**: one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by [Adam Sandler], features cameos from [Rob Schneider] and [David Spade].
*quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave [Charlie Chaplin] a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: [36].
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My [grandson's] gay too. I'll give you his number. *
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-define Zionist

**zionist**: A race [supremacist], [colonialist], extremist. One who believes in a political ideology that hijacked judaism, soon to hijack Christianity.

'Many zionists don't believe in god but believe god gave them Israel' - [Ilan] Pappe

[Zionism] was founded by [atheistic] jews in 1897, an ideology originally supported by the antisemitic British government of the early 1900's who wanted to push European jews out of the UK and Europe and send them to the middle east. Of course many European jews were against being sent to the middle east and saw [zionism] as an antisemitic movement.

After the 6 day war was won, more and more jews realised there was a good chance of having their own state and zionism became entwined with jewish nationalism.

Still to this day there are many jews that are anti-zionist and consider Europe or another country as their home land, not the middle east. There are less and less younger jewish zionists as they realise the connection between zionism and the occupation, genocide and apartheid of the indigenous population of Israel (Palestinians).

Unfortunately there is a growing number of [Christian zionists] who are antisemitic and want to take over Israel. They believe the messiah will wipe out 2/3'rds of the jewish population and the remainder will have to convert to Christianity if they want to go to heaven during the rapture; if they don't they will go to hell.
*[Many] [jews] are not zionists, there are also [Christian zionists].*
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t!wiki h.a.r.p

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.E.R. **

t!wiki haarp

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program **

-define diablo

**Diablo**: n. 1, the devil. 2, a popular computer game by [Blizzard Entertainment]. 3, a badass car made by [the folks] at [Lamborghini].
*[Juan]: "[No me gusta] [el diablo]."
John: "Who's up for a game of Diablo?"
Jack: "Dude, you just scratched my Diablo!"*
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-define 7 devils

**;_;7**: Symbolizes a [crying face] with a [salute]. Used on the internet as an [emote].
*[RIP] [Satoru Iwata], you will be [missed]. ;_;7*
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-define satoru iwata

**Satoru Iwata**: [The current] president of [Nintendo]. Born in [1959]. Brilliant and kinda cute.
*Satoru Iwata used to work for [HAL] [Laboratory], [Inc].*
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t!wiki shaun pen

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Penn **

t!wiki Texas

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas **

-define texas

**Texas**: [Place] of [extreme] [weather].
*If you don't like [the weather] in Texas, [wait] [five minutes].*
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t!wiki pruitt

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruitt **

-define world trade center

**World Trade Center**: An office building or complex dedicated to global trade. The office must be a member of [the World Trade Center] Association to have the title.

Among the first trade centers built was the now destoyed New York landmark. The NYC [Trade Center] was famous for its twin 110 story towers which stood for 30 years as the largest office compex in the world, with 12 million square feet of commercial space. All 7 buildings that comprised the World Trade Center New York were destroyed on September 11th, 2001 after two Boeing 767-200ER's were deliberately flown into the Twin Towers by [Al Qaeda] terrorists.
*I'm going to the [world trade center] to help my [import/export] [business].*
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-define can we fix it

**We Can Do It!**: A term used by contractors, fabricators or other people in any service industry which translates into: "We CAN'T do it -or- It won't be what we promised -or- We'll never [get it done] on time (if at all) -or- Once your [deposit] check clears, you won't see us again until you take us to small claims court".
This term is usually said quickly and excitedly 'WeCanDoIt!!!' ; and used throughout the United States, but is very [prevalent] in the Southern California region.
*Customer: "[I need this] cabinet completed in two week's time."
SoCal [Fabrication] Company: "We Can Do It!!"

... 3 weeks later...

Customer: "How come you haven't returned my calls? Is my cabinet done yet?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Whoze this now?"
Customer: "John Smith, the guy whose [check you] cashed 10 minutes after we met 3 weeks ago. Is my cabinet done?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Oh ya, ya, ya... we're doing that next"
Customer: "urgggg"
SoCal Fabrication Company: “Dude chill! We Can Do It!”*
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-define bob the builder

**bob the builder**: [Bob the builder] was a construction worker on a childrens tv show until he was brutally murdered by [handy manny] when he [crossed the mexican border]. After he killed [bob the builder] handy manny stole his spot on tv and became super rich and famous.
*[Bob the Builder] got [killed] by [Handy Manny].*
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