Message from @michael

Discord ID: 556775649096892416


2019-03-17 01:24:28 UTC  

Okay

2019-03-17 02:26:39 UTC  

t!dailies

2019-03-17 03:22:24 UTC  

Gonna lose my bonus

2019-03-17 03:22:26 UTC  

<:reee:511590481134878720> <:reee:511590481134878720> <:reee:511590481134878720> <:reee:511590481134878720>

2019-03-17 06:13:49 UTC  

-define Hugh Mungus

2019-03-17 06:13:49 UTC  

**Hugh Mungus**: Comedy of [dad joke] caliber, and the kind of prank Bart Simpson would play. When person A asks person B's name, person B replies with "Hugh Mungus" (humongous).

This joke recently became somewhat of a meme. In Seattle, Social Justice Warriors and Black Lives Matter were infuriated that the city wanted to construct a new police station. Furthermore, the interviewed a white male to get his opinion, and didn't interview anyone from BLM.

A Black Lives Matter protester [Zarna Joshi] confronted the man after the interview, and asked to know his name. The man replied "Hugh Mungus". Ms [Joshi] then proceeded to claim that this was somehow harassment, and demanded the police be called. When officers arrived, she refused to speak to them.

[Zarna] recorded a video of the event, which can be found by simply searching "Hugh Mungus" into YouTube.
*[Person A]: "What's your name?"
Person B: "Hugh Mungus!"
Person A: "WHAT?"
Person B: "Hugh Mungus"
Person A: "IS THAT [HARASSMENT]? DID YOU JUST [HARASS] ME?"*
*(<http://hugh-mungus.urbanup.com/10179387>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-17 07:55:57 UTC  

-define gfy

2019-03-17 07:55:57 UTC  

**gfy**: Could [mean either] "[Go fuck yourself]" or "[Good for you]". Either one works quite effectivly.
*person1: "Yeah, I won the [prize]!11!!!1"
person2:"[GFY]"
person1:"[wha]?"*
*(<http://gfy.urbanup.com/730099>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-17 09:05:01 UTC  

!rank

2019-03-17 09:05:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550976144241983508/556764923317846017/card.png

2019-03-17 09:05:47 UTC  

t!top10

2019-03-17 09:05:59 UTC  

!top10

2019-03-17 09:06:05 UTC  

bots offline

2019-03-17 09:06:12 UTC  

rippa

2019-03-17 09:17:10 UTC  

!levels

2019-03-17 09:17:10 UTC  

-Joe, it doesn't look like you can use that. <:SMILESWEAT6:403540174069432320>

2019-03-17 09:35:39 UTC  
2019-03-17 09:35:39 UTC  

2019-03-17 09:35:57 UTC  
2019-03-17 09:43:09 UTC  

$avatar @Hugh Mungus

2019-03-17 09:47:39 UTC  
2019-03-17 11:28:00 UTC  

t!avatar DeadlyAutism#0340

2019-03-17 11:28:38 UTC  

tsumaki bot is gone T-T

2019-03-17 11:28:50 UTC  

awe : (

2019-03-17 11:29:25 UTC  

It's not working atm <:sadcat:511590629856378901>

2019-03-17 11:29:29 UTC  

oh

2019-03-17 11:29:34 UTC  

t!ping

2019-03-17 11:29:56 UTC  

You can get avatar with $

2019-03-17 11:30:00 UTC  

It's litterally not connected on the server T-T

2019-03-17 11:30:09 UTC  

its working on my server

2019-03-17 11:30:21 UTC  

-ping

2019-03-17 11:30:21 UTC  

HTTP API (Edit Msg): 45.663715ms
Gateway: 91.085737ms

2019-03-17 11:31:00 UTC  

$avatar deadlyautism

2019-03-17 11:31:00 UTC  

2019-03-17 11:31:27 UTC  

why is this a thing

2019-03-17 11:31:42 UTC  

What a thing?

2019-03-17 11:32:31 UTC  

-define avatar

2019-03-17 11:32:32 UTC  

**Avatar**: Make your girl wear a [ponytail] and bang her doggiestyle. When you're about to cum, mount on her back, stick your cock in her ponytail and cum in her ponytail to establish a connection (similar to how avatar/[navi's] use their ponytails to connect with creatures in [Pandora]).
*I [tapped that ass] Avatar [style].*
*(<http://avatar.urbanup.com/4757377>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-17 11:33:33 UTC  

-define cat

2019-03-17 11:33:34 UTC  

**cat**: an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to [chomp] and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault [cannons]. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get [vaporized] from being fooled by its cuteness.
*i [walked] up to [a cat] and died because i wasnt [well equipped]*
*(<http://cat.urbanup.com/6956845>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-17 11:35:04 UTC  

-define big cat