I just shave

if I shave people will see my terrible facial proportions

your beard doesn't suck though

if I don't shave people think I'm about to ask them to buy me a happy meal

grooming is dumb, embrace the caveman

i have pretty empty cheeks like AWG that's why i shave

^

But my mustache and chin grow and fill like crazy

yeah i can grow a very good *facepussy* as it's called here

just shit yourself for fun

but then you have to shave a lot too so nothing won

It also comes in red and light brown

Which is extra annoying

the beard or when you shit yourself? 😂

The beard

It’s like three different colors

Looking like a worse version of Mel Gibson’s beard

niggas whomst poompst thyself

@AngryWhiteGuy You can try to do a fu manchu. Shave the beard on the cheeks and neck though.

I'm dreading having to shave for my new job. I have a retarded looking scar on my chin which is one of the main reasons I have a beard.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ead1f1ef-cbe0-4754-bf47-54ef74c5eec2

@Punished Gunn

post scar

and not ur guns

More like tripping as a kid and ramming a piece of rebar through my chin.

I have no idea what it looks like now. I haven't shaved in years.

I can still feel it on my chin when I scratch my beard though.

Own that shit

I have a scar on the back of my head that is very prominent when I get my hair cut

It’s like an inch and a half and thick as fuck

I have a huge scar on my foot from a sand dollar attack that I show off every time I wear flip flops

I have a scar on my hand from a shower door

Sand dollars attack?

Yeah

Sunshine was attacked by a shark riding a motorcycle that used sand dollars as throwing stars.

They're tough like fucker

quick too

No match for the Shine ☀

I've had a short beard before, and idk if I really like it

looks better then the other pic

Yeah