Message from @sick

Discord ID: 619182196242251784


2019-09-05 13:16:07 UTC  

It just needs to be trimmed

2019-09-05 13:16:21 UTC  

And styled off the neckline

2019-09-05 13:19:19 UTC  

weak on the cheeks and the moustache area

2019-09-05 13:26:46 UTC  

you have to remember his head is twice the size of yours

2019-09-05 13:42:30 UTC  

Its already pretty trimmed

2019-09-05 14:42:33 UTC  

I understand the pain of being a beardlet

2019-09-05 14:43:23 UTC  

just rub Rogaine all over your face

2019-09-05 14:43:59 UTC  

I just shave

2019-09-05 14:45:43 UTC  

if I shave people will see my terrible facial proportions

2019-09-05 14:46:04 UTC  

your beard doesn't suck though

2019-09-05 14:46:22 UTC  

if I don't shave people think I'm about to ask them to buy me a happy meal

2019-09-05 14:46:43 UTC  

grooming is dumb, embrace the caveman

2019-09-05 14:46:45 UTC  

i have pretty empty cheeks like AWG that's why i shave

2019-09-05 14:46:51 UTC  

^

2019-09-05 14:47:13 UTC  

But my mustache and chin grow and fill like crazy

2019-09-05 14:47:35 UTC  

yeah i can grow a very good *facepussy* as it's called here

2019-09-05 14:48:03 UTC  

just shit yourself for fun

2019-09-05 14:48:06 UTC  

but then you have to shave a lot too so nothing won

2019-09-05 14:48:24 UTC  

It also comes in red and light brown

2019-09-05 14:48:34 UTC  

Which is extra annoying

2019-09-05 14:48:59 UTC  

the beard or when you shit yourself? 😂

2019-09-05 14:49:42 UTC  

The beard

2019-09-05 14:49:51 UTC  

It’s like three different colors

2019-09-05 14:50:08 UTC  

Looking like a worse version of Mel Gibson’s beard

2019-09-05 14:53:03 UTC  

niggas whomst poompst thyself

2019-09-05 14:53:16 UTC  

@AngryWhiteGuy You can try to do a fu manchu. Shave the beard on the cheeks and neck though.

2019-09-05 17:00:48 UTC  

I'm dreading having to shave for my new job. I have a retarded looking scar on my chin which is one of the main reasons I have a beard.

2019-09-05 17:02:06 UTC  
2019-09-05 17:02:34 UTC  

post scar

2019-09-05 17:02:38 UTC  

and not ur guns

2019-09-05 17:03:33 UTC  

More like tripping as a kid and ramming a piece of rebar through my chin.

2019-09-05 17:03:54 UTC  

I have no idea what it looks like now. I haven't shaved in years.

2019-09-05 17:05:12 UTC  

I can still feel it on my chin when I scratch my beard though.

2019-09-05 17:06:11 UTC  

Own that shit

2019-09-05 17:06:29 UTC  

I have a scar on the back of my head that is very prominent when I get my hair cut

2019-09-05 17:06:40 UTC  

It’s like an inch and a half and thick as fuck

2019-09-05 17:08:17 UTC  

I have a huge scar on my foot from a sand dollar attack that I show off every time I wear flip flops

2019-09-05 17:10:08 UTC  

I have a scar on my hand from a shower door

2019-09-05 17:11:08 UTC  

Sand dollars attack?

2019-09-05 17:12:42 UTC  

Yeah