Message from @Crack cookah
Discord ID: 625931904423821330
it's literally a fucking metal wire
>can't afford an antenna but wants to get comtacs
I do believe that's the joke
🤔
It works if I stick my tongue in the SMA connector.
Just as good.
sbeve
You can probably pick up some boomer repeaters in your fillings
If you can't hear the rag chew through your bed springs, the repeater was built by a whiney bitch millennial who thinks asbestos causes cancer.
So is my shit tier gear enough to get me my blue checkmark?
Neat.
no
but you can chill in here
What if I get my cumtax and a Hi-Point?
maybe 🤷🏿
Does rock climbing shit count as /k/? You could repel from a building or a helicopter with that shit.
Sbeve
oh helo battlejesus
yeah
post gear @KombatWombat
What about tactical snorkels? Florida man + snorkel = ready made frog man.
smh another florida nigger
Texas is turning blue, meanwhile we have this guy https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/i/6421475933871/2016/1/14759346376794/Florida-man-head-bangs-to-Slayers-Raining-Blood-during-Hurricane-Matthew.jpg
So suck my dick.
it seems you're already busy sucking his
Gonna get this for my car
So my kids can play with my gear
Start them young so they won't have money for drugs?
When you can't tie off the gunshot wound in your arm because your five year old tore open your IFAK and used the tourniquet as a headband to play pirates.
>Not having multiple tourniquets
>Not having multiple IFAKs
>Not training your toddlers propper Care under Fire medicine.
Pleb
>underestimating the destructive power of a 5 year old
and this is why we'll be looting your body for gear an hour into SHTF time.
My neice is like a force of nature but she already knows not to mess with the boxes that have a red cross on them.
nice. I feel like it's gonna be difficult to teach kids that stuff without becoming "THAT uncle."
She knows me as the uncle who is there to fix any scrape or bruise or cut she gets.
And she knows my boxes with little red crosses.
@Red Korvo just don't ask the parents first
Act like it's the most natural thing ever that you have a medical kit, or that you want to take them out shooting/fishing/ camping/ hiking
Well, don't pussyfoot around it like it's some sort of dangerous or forbidden knowledge.
That's a good idea.