Message from @Festive
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@Festive there's a difference between forced and arranged but arranged is still kinda weird IMO
i can get behind that
it's not really forced marriage
if i convert will y'all move me out to utah and give me a couple wives
it's just marriage camp
@Snowback no. Totally different. I was good friends with a JW. They are too crazy even for us.
@uzidead fair enoigh but either way prolly gettin paired with a 6/10
yeah JW is fucked. Imagine being in a religion that actually has discussions over whether playing darts is illegal because darts are a weapon of war
id take a 6/10 virtuous white babymaker gf over an 8/10 college cunt any day
tbh ye
wb a 10/10 college cunt
hell id take a 5/10 if i had to
@glacial pace plural marriage has been outlawed. It's complicated. It's still in our religious views but we agree firmly with complying with the law of the land.
>but we agree firmly with complying with the law of the land.
nvm dropped again
>not finding an eastern euro waifu
damn they give you a gf
that’s pretty cool
So we were the most persecuted religious minority in American history. We follow the law of the land for self preservation.
was god still once a man or has that changed
ah yes an eastern euro, i too love women who age like milk and smell like shit
maybe the kiddy fucking was an issue for some people
kiddy fucking hasnt been an issue for most people till like the last 100 years or so
@uzidead god was a man who followed the plan of salvation and was exalted. He was once in the same position you are. On another planet. (Deep secret scripture)
@glacial pace they age like milk because of living in a 2nd world country
damn we aliens???
erryone used to marry off their daughters young and shit
>on another planet
ayy lmao
that's a plot twist i've never heard
Ayylmao
I love morons they believe in aliens
dude they're keeping god in Area 51 cause he's an alien
you get a planet when you die right @Sauerkraut
w2c young virgin wife?
reminder that this is basic intro stuff to mormonism that you should have seen anywhere
God is technically an extraterrestrial. He was born on a planet other than earth.
that’s very powerful
so what came before
Oh man here we go
me