I'm getting my dispatch certificate

The water on the plane was too hot

The pajeets on the flight smelled like shit

Buy first class then

just fly private lmao

No you have to fix it you’re the manager

Nah

Stop being poor

On one hand, If I move to dubai I can get paid 100k year + benefits from emirates, on the other hand
It's dubai and I'd probably have to deal with Pajeets

all the ATCs i know were navy or AF first

i dont know a single one that was civilian to start

Did you already get your flight hours in?

do you go to embry

Commercial niggas be like “almost at 500 hours bro”

lmao

CFI's be like
"bro I have 150 hours trust me I'm an expert"

I remember my brother having to teach Chinese dudes picked to be pilots by their government to fly

I know mechanics with more time from taxxing the fucking airplanes

and then share a post about their fellow CFI dying every year or so

And he almost died every day

Pilots cuck themselves over hours
"Yeah bro I have 1500 hours in a single engine piston"
"Why you laughing bro"

Wouldn't be surprised

if I was a chink I'd try to kill myself too

Chinks can't fly

Chinks can't wrench

Chinks can’t

they can die

they're good at that

Anyways you should buy a Strandhogg

Get rid of the that plate carrier

buy one in ABU to flex on airforce niggas

Granted if you're going to embry riddle
Rip anyways

Embry Riddle is retarded

their plane lost a wing last year

How the fuck does your plane lose a wing without you noticing

lmao just close ur eyes

Depends when it happened

never happened

uhh

mid-air

Eh