Because he’s *lying*

Because pilots fucking hate their jobs

ok

If you're a pilot your object should be getting as many hours as possible

^

I'd rather run the airline and fly on the weekends in my own little areobatic experimental

than live away from my family for half the month

Did you invent DNS tunneling?

might as well enlist

Management are the bitches for literally every other aviation professional

If you're gonna be a faggot make yourself useful and go into ATC or dispatch

may I speak to your manager

I'm getting my dispatch certificate

The water on the plane was too hot

The pajeets on the flight smelled like shit

Buy first class then

just fly private lmao

No you have to fix it you’re the manager

Nah

Stop being poor

On one hand, If I move to dubai I can get paid 100k year + benefits from emirates, on the other hand
It's dubai and I'd probably have to deal with Pajeets

all the ATCs i know were navy or AF first

i dont know a single one that was civilian to start

Did you already get your flight hours in?

do you go to embry

Commercial niggas be like “almost at 500 hours bro”

lmao

CFI's be like
"bro I have 150 hours trust me I'm an expert"

I remember my brother having to teach Chinese dudes picked to be pilots by their government to fly

I know mechanics with more time from taxxing the fucking airplanes

and then share a post about their fellow CFI dying every year or so

And he almost died every day

Pilots cuck themselves over hours
"Yeah bro I have 1500 hours in a single engine piston"
"Why you laughing bro"

Wouldn't be surprised

if I was a chink I'd try to kill myself too

Chinks can't fly

Chinks can't wrench

Chinks can’t

they can die

they're good at that

Anyways you should buy a Strandhogg