im working on it

fuck you got me

I aint got pl8s yet, sorry if that fucks me

I anticipated buying plates in the near future

I.E. when I get my paycheck next friday

well shit I guess I've put my underwear on over my pants

I apologize for being poor

I would but I can't afford ammo

Its a condor but I doubt that makes a difference

Roast me

thanks

Ok I stopped being poor now what

Damn

On the rifle or the PC?

Eh mostly because I'm a poor college student but I still want to be able to run drills in something like a PC so I can get used to having one

I'm grabbing a pair next week

Ceramic composite

VISM

Well shit I dunno, got better ideas?

I suppose I'll just run over my textbooks with my car until I can squeeze them in

Ok

I don't doubt it

day of the rake when

Hmm

Yes

Aviation Management/Science

Nah not really

a flight school

duh

I am a pilot

Sounds like a family problem

Seems like you don't need any help

Because pilots fucking hate their jobs

I'd rather run the airline and fly on the weekends in my own little areobatic experimental

than live away from my family for half the month

might as well enlist

I'm getting my dispatch certificate

Buy first class then

Nah

Stop being poor

lmao

CFI's be like
"bro I have 150 hours trust me I'm an expert"

I know mechanics with more time from taxxing the fucking airplanes

Wouldn't be surprised

if I was a chink I'd try to kill myself too

they can die

they're good at that

Embry Riddle is retarded

their plane lost a wing last year

How the fuck does your plane lose a wing without you noticing

uhh

mid-air

the plane was over gross weight on account of the pilot's massive fucking egos

with their combined 120 hours

I mean it hit the ground

They died so I guess they didn't fly so good

I hear it was because of shit MX

but whatever

FAA still hasn't done cock about it

yeah most pilots are self inflated jackasses

I'd rather be the one incharge of explaining how they died when they fly into a mountain than be the one flying into a mountain

Fucking write that shit up

those fucks could get someone fucking killed

Loose shit in an airplane will always find the best place to fuck everything up

I heard a story of a f-22 having to do an emergency landing becuase a pen wouldn't let them throttle down from full after burner

Ah a lab

yeah I wanted to go be a pilot recruit

but then I realized I would get paid more in the civvie world

and then I realized I'd rather not be a pilot at all lol

At least I didn't realize that halfway through boot

lmao

ok well I'll get some hesco plates and stop being poor

hows that sound lads?

Right

I'll go buy a rope and hang myself on live television

hows that?

bro that thing costs half my rent

cut me some slack

I can save a lot of money

because the longer I live, the more money I spend

exactly

Yeah I know

I got the same thing buying hunting gear

Sounds lovely.

You read my mind

well like I said, thanks lads

if I never post again I probably killed myself

>brand doesn't really matter on plates. Just NIJ Certification.

😬

>200 dollars for ear plugs

Oh they're wireless, that explains it

If they were just foam I'd think that stupid