joe mama

Wow

Excellent performance

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

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I saw exactly 1.69420 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

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@PunishedSmug I got that GI sling and the tech sights you recommended for my 10/22. Hopefully I'll get to the range in a few days and try them out. Still have to punch the front sight out and put the new one in though. That will be fun without a vice.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine caused by the impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Oregon to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. Amen

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@Rob https://twitter.com/h_u_r_e_n_z_u/status/1211079278420348929?s=19

thank you for this blessed 27 seconds

Now I need to figure out how the fuck to save a video from twitter

http://twittervideodownloader.com/

thx

Security guard here. I'm as respectful as I can be and do my best to be kind and helpful to everyone I interact with. The bottom line is that people just don't like being told they can't do something. Whenever someone's butt hurt and having an attitude moment, in my head I'm internally imagining them screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" while patiently waiting for them to either get tired of using me as a surrogate for their deep seated issues with anything resembling an authority figure, fuck off, or do something I can fuck them up for. Unlike most security guards, my employer has my back if shit needs to get physical, and I'm packing in case something goes real wrong. I'd really prefer if you could find some other way to work through your issues if possible though. I did two tours in Iraq and I will absolutely fuck you up if I need to, but I'd prefer not to.

I always think of that old adage about how the way you treat people you don't need anything from reflects your character.
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Security guard here. I'm as respectful as I can be and do my best to be kind and helpful to everyone I interact with. The bottom line is that people just don't like being told they can't do something. Whenever someone's butt hurt and having an attitude moment, in my head I'm internally imagining them screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD" while patiently waiting for them to either get tired of using me as a surrogate for their deep seated issues with anything resembling an authority figure, fuck off, or do something I can fuck them up for. Unlike most security guards, my employer has my back if shit needs to get physical, and I'm packing in case something goes real wrong. I'd really prefer if you could find some other way to work through your issues if possible though. I did two tours in Iraq and I will absolutely fuck you up if I need to, but I'd prefer not to.

I always think of that old adage about how the way you treat people you don't need anything from reflects your character.
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@Rob why do you never join voice anymore

🤷‍♀️

Just been in other VCs or asleep

He doesn't like us 😔

non voice posters are the weakest race

@PhilLacio, M.D. gear timestamp and boipussy

@Rob

tHiN bLuE lInE

Bonus pic from yesterday with the SKS I bought off a drug dealer last night.

you sound like a faggot

All of this is trash

Here you go

Don't let the glocc hit you in the ass on the way out

I'm here to learn and buy non-shit gear.

Ask QTG

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Yeah, I'm looking through that now.

Is something like the Baofeng UV-82HP worth it over a UV-5R? I have a pair of UV-5Rs already with Nagoya whips, they're lower powered but I'm not sure if spending an extra $120 for two more radios is worth it. I use them pretty regularly.

Yeah

Yeet, I'll grab a pair.

https://twitter.com/tombeuttell/status/1211078473156091904

Papa is the man

Pizza daddy. <:cummies:559943729558061056> <:cummies:559943729558061056>

shut the fuck up