Message from @epi

Discord ID: 558009277659480066


2019-03-20 19:28:19 UTC  

How are u suppose to fuck cans of beans?

2019-03-20 19:28:20 UTC  

JUST

2019-03-20 19:28:24 UTC  

They're too sharp.

2019-03-20 19:28:28 UTC  

WAY too sharp.

2019-03-20 19:28:30 UTC  

You're not supposed to fuck beans at all <:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-03-20 19:28:34 UTC  

Can u imagine the damage?

2019-03-20 19:28:42 UTC  

Ahh so much blood.

2019-03-20 19:28:45 UTC  

I don't want to aaa

2019-03-20 19:28:48 UTC  

And recovery will take weeks!

2019-03-20 19:28:48 UTC  

period penis

2019-03-20 19:28:55 UTC  

Tragic.

2019-03-20 19:29:05 UTC  

but beans are slimey

2019-03-20 19:29:08 UTC  

Few secs of pleasure, few weeks of pain.

2019-03-20 19:29:18 UTC  

Beans yes, cans not really.

2019-03-20 19:29:21 UTC  

oof

2019-03-20 19:29:22 UTC  

you can fuck anything

2019-03-20 19:29:25 UTC  

Open can and put ur dick inside.

2019-03-20 19:29:29 UTC  

dick wounds are annoying

2019-03-20 19:29:31 UTC  

I dare u.

2019-03-20 19:29:32 UTC  

Epi, I dare you to fuck a sharp knife

2019-03-20 19:29:39 UTC  

<:apu_smug:485873095765131274>

2019-03-20 19:29:50 UTC  

I remember my bf hurting when my hair went under his foreskin.

2019-03-20 19:29:52 UTC  

ok i'll stream video of me carving my dick on facebook

2019-03-20 19:29:52 UTC  

He cried.

2019-03-20 19:29:54 UTC  

😄

2019-03-20 19:29:55 UTC  

Wtf

2019-03-20 19:30:05 UTC  

what a bitch

2019-03-20 19:30:07 UTC  

Like ONE hair

2019-03-20 19:30:11 UTC  

He didnt cry

2019-03-20 19:30:15 UTC  

Nigga just take it out lmao

2019-03-20 19:30:19 UTC  

I just said that cus it was funny.

2019-03-20 19:30:21 UTC  

why would that cause pain

2019-03-20 19:30:27 UTC  

Ye but when I was takin it out it hurt his dick.

2019-03-20 19:30:35 UTC  

I mean

2019-03-20 19:30:37 UTC  

Try it

2019-03-20 19:30:41 UTC  

Or u have no foreskin?

2019-03-20 19:30:50 UTC  

not mutilated tnx

2019-03-20 19:30:50 UTC  

HEH

2019-03-20 19:30:58 UTC  

half of anmon has horrific birth defects or is american so their foreskin is missing

2019-03-20 19:31:01 UTC  

but it does hurt

2019-03-20 19:31:08 UTC  

Being American is a birth defect