Imagine being so sexually deprived that you go the effort to heat up two cans of beans in order to masturbate

SoA

Those are bags of beans, not cans.

>two BAGS of beans

How are u suppose to fuck cans of beans?

JUST

They're too sharp.

WAY too sharp.

You're not supposed to fuck beans at all <:haha:318675605233336330>

Can u imagine the damage?

Ahh so much blood.

I don't want to aaa

And recovery will take weeks!

period penis

Tragic.

but beans are slimey

Few secs of pleasure, few weeks of pain.

Beans yes, cans not really.

oof

you can fuck anything

Open can and put ur dick inside.

dick wounds are annoying

I dare u.

Epi, I dare you to fuck a sharp knife

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I remember my bf hurting when my hair went under his foreskin.

ok i'll stream video of me carving my dick on facebook

He cried.

😄

Wtf

what a bitch

Like ONE hair

He didnt cry

Nigga just take it out lmao

I just said that cus it was funny.

why would that cause pain

Ye but when I was takin it out it hurt his dick.

I mean

Try it

Or u have no foreskin?

not mutilated tnx