There's actually a tv series when guy is fuckin pillow filled with 2 bags filled with warm beans.

back off persoid

you can have seconds

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Wtf

So he just puts his dick between those 2 bags of warm beans and fucks it

🤷

The absolute madman

Powerful...

He's 13.

Oh God

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I can see Funiek's future in 2 years

He will become this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE1AWJxM5GY

Do I watch SoA or play League?

Imagine being so sexually deprived that you go the effort to heat up two cans of beans in order to masturbate

SoA

Those are bags of beans, not cans.

>two BAGS of beans

How are u suppose to fuck cans of beans?

JUST

They're too sharp.

WAY too sharp.

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Can u imagine the damage?

Ahh so much blood.

I don't want to aaa

And recovery will take weeks!

period penis

Tragic.

but beans are slimey

Few secs of pleasure, few weeks of pain.

Beans yes, cans not really.

oof

you can fuck anything

Open can and put ur dick inside.

dick wounds are annoying

I dare u.

Epi, I dare you to fuck a sharp knife

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