Message from @Krokodilanto

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2018-03-01 03:45:00 UTC  

I ordered those airstrikes in a general briefing to military intelligence to reduce allied casualties via special operations.

2018-03-01 03:45:48 UTC  

I'm the man who made allies between US and Russian forces to wipe-out ISIS.

2018-03-01 03:46:00 UTC  

You will tell us about your operations

2018-03-01 03:46:20 UTC  

The world and reality speaks of my operations.

2018-03-01 03:46:44 UTC  

Besides, why does the CIA want to know about what I did?

2018-03-01 03:46:54 UTC  

I thought your job was to know everything...incompetent cunts.

2018-03-01 03:47:10 UTC  

What's wrong with cross-examination?

2018-03-01 03:47:25 UTC  

I'm not the one on trial.

2018-03-01 03:47:40 UTC  

This is hardly a formal setting.

2018-03-01 03:47:54 UTC  

You all know I'm not a fan of formalities.

2018-03-01 03:48:04 UTC  

I get shit done while you watch.

2018-03-01 03:48:15 UTC  

Anyone see that new Stephen Crowder video ?

2018-03-01 03:48:38 UTC  

The one where he talks about the crisis I created while at a bar?

2018-03-01 03:48:45 UTC  

no i don't watch crowder

2018-03-01 03:48:47 UTC  

what happened @Irish Fella

2018-03-01 03:48:51 UTC  

Didn't he call it a "holy war"?

2018-03-01 03:49:05 UTC  

That was some funny ass shit.

2018-03-01 03:49:20 UTC  

Once I pulled the Jesuit card, the Vatican had a melt-down.

2018-03-01 03:49:32 UTC  

@Krokodilanto Still want to know about my operations?

2018-03-01 03:49:52 UTC  

It's called "real conversations " and the whole premise is to change his mind on serious political topics. Pretty interesting watch.

2018-03-01 03:49:55 UTC  

Of course,I'm not here for nothing

2018-03-01 03:50:17 UTC  

You're speaking to the commander, you won't leave with nothing.

2018-03-01 03:50:36 UTC  

I did what the CIA wouldn't do...I created world peace.

2018-03-01 03:50:42 UTC  

Give or take a few casualties...

2018-03-01 03:50:59 UTC  

why do you have to larp here

2018-03-01 03:51:02 UTC  

go somewhere else

2018-03-01 03:51:04 UTC  

I achieved what no man before me in human history has ever done.

2018-03-01 03:51:14 UTC  

@nerd#0001 The adults are talking.

2018-03-01 03:51:26 UTC  

larpers = "adults"

2018-03-01 03:51:29 UTC  

Now Pink, are you referring to what i did before I took command of all military forces?

2018-03-01 03:51:43 UTC  

Someone working in intelligence should ask better questions.

2018-03-01 03:51:52 UTC  

pretending you did something in your life = "adult"

2018-03-01 03:52:08 UTC  

@fannybandit I'm currently filing a lawsuit against you for teroristic threatening

2018-03-01 03:52:18 UTC  

Oh it's heating up

2018-03-01 03:52:22 UTC  

@Deleted User Who in the world would carry out that order?

2018-03-01 03:52:28 UTC  

you

2018-03-01 03:52:36 UTC  

So...I would arrest/kill myself?

2018-03-01 03:52:40 UTC  

Yes

2018-03-01 03:52:40 UTC  

you should

2018-03-01 03:52:44 UTC  

larper fag

2018-03-01 03:52:45 UTC  

You're cute.