/larp/ international

Remember my little chat with the Vatican?

Yeah...that went a long way.

@Deleted User Yeah...you were speaking to the commander of all allied forces this entire time.

Oh fucking hell.

@Deleted User can brief you, he knows everything.

I was just having fun with you this entire time.

I can kill anyone on this planet with a one liner right here on discord.

I just need a lawful reason.

@Deleted User My name is Kelly btw.

Nice to meet you.

The reason those airstrikes are happening is because remaining ISIS cells are still lingering.

I ordered those airstrikes in a general briefing to military intelligence to reduce allied casualties via special operations.

I'm the man who made allies between US and Russian forces to wipe-out ISIS.

You will tell us about your operations

The world and reality speaks of my operations.

Besides, why does the CIA want to know about what I did?

I thought your job was to know everything...incompetent cunts.

What's wrong with cross-examination?

I'm not the one on trial.

This is hardly a formal setting.

You all know I'm not a fan of formalities.

I get shit done while you watch.

Anyone see that new Stephen Crowder video ?

The one where he talks about the crisis I created while at a bar?

no i don't watch crowder

what happened @Irish Fella

Didn't he call it a "holy war"?

That was some funny ass shit.

Once I pulled the Jesuit card, the Vatican had a melt-down.

@Krokodilanto Still want to know about my operations?

It's called "real conversations " and the whole premise is to change his mind on serious political topics. Pretty interesting watch.

Of course,I'm not here for nothing

You're speaking to the commander, you won't leave with nothing.

I did what the CIA wouldn't do...I created world peace.

Give or take a few casualties...

why do you have to larp here

go somewhere else

I achieved what no man before me in human history has ever done.

@nerd#0001 The adults are talking.

larpers = "adults"