Why are you faking the Irish accent?

Is the CIA really this lame now?

Did I cuck all of you?

What are your political views

You already know them.

You've been following me for over a year.

Longer than that

The only reason you're in here is because someone is streaming me.

...and I'm getting a lot of followers again.

What's my fan-base up to now?

A couple million strong?

30 to be specific

That's a couple million more than the CIA.

30 million is a good figure.

You started following me when I talked about JSOC.

I know...I baited you.

I was over 1000 steps ahead of all of you this entire time.

Now...you're supposed to ask me something very specific...

I'm a Youtuber for real haha

Oh yeah...does the military have the order to end the CIA and the FBI along with the presidential administration?

Yes, they have that order and I authorize it.

Effective immediately.

Your trying and I respect that. But it doesn't add up to funny. Sorry.

It's funny to good people.

It's shitty for bad people.

That's the entire point.

you are a terrorist

I bring terror to terrorists.

History will not be kind ot you

As far as the world is concerned, I created modern history.

you created dick

I created the closest thing to world peace in human history.

What have you created?

What have any of you created?

Creation is a lie.We sustain.

According the the federal government, so is accomplishment.

That's exactly why I'm in charge.

I did all of your duties for all of you...without collecting a single dime for it.

So, explain to 30 million people why you're taking their tax money.

i’ve creates myself

moo