Message from @lunaisacuntxo

Discord ID: 418619040387301376


2018-03-01 03:58:28 UTC  

Yes, they have that order and I authorize it.

2018-03-01 03:58:32 UTC  

Effective immediately.

2018-03-01 03:58:43 UTC  

Your trying and I respect that. But it doesn't add up to funny. Sorry.

2018-03-01 03:58:55 UTC  

It's funny to good people.

2018-03-01 03:59:00 UTC  

It's shitty for bad people.

2018-03-01 03:59:07 UTC  

That's the entire point.

2018-03-01 03:59:10 UTC  

you are a terrorist

2018-03-01 03:59:21 UTC  

I bring terror to terrorists.

2018-03-01 03:59:29 UTC  

History will not be kind ot you

2018-03-01 03:59:58 UTC  

As far as the world is concerned, I created modern history.

2018-03-01 04:00:09 UTC  

you created dick

2018-03-01 04:00:22 UTC  

I created the closest thing to world peace in human history.

2018-03-01 04:00:26 UTC  

What have you created?

2018-03-01 04:00:49 UTC  

What have any of you created?

2018-03-01 04:01:13 UTC  

Creation is a lie.We sustain.

2018-03-01 04:01:35 UTC  

According the the federal government, so is accomplishment.

2018-03-01 04:01:43 UTC  

That's exactly why I'm in charge.

2018-03-01 04:01:59 UTC  

I did all of your duties for all of you...without collecting a single dime for it.

2018-03-01 04:02:31 UTC  

So, explain to 30 million people why you're taking their tax money.

2018-03-01 04:02:34 UTC  

i’ve creates myself

2018-03-01 04:02:36 UTC  

moo

2018-03-01 04:02:50 UTC  

Yeah..."no excuse sir".

2018-03-01 04:03:35 UTC  

Under my command, the CIA, FBI, IRS, DIA and the presidential administration are abolished.

2018-03-01 04:04:02 UTC  

They will all be dissolved through military action effective immediately.

2018-03-01 04:04:49 UTC  

Don't bother pleading to my military.

2018-03-01 04:04:55 UTC  

They have me, they don't need you.

2018-03-01 04:05:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/418619830405431296/barium_sulfate_1.png

2018-03-01 04:06:34 UTC  

If you treasonous cunts have any last words, say them among yourselves.

2018-03-01 04:08:17 UTC  

@fannybandit You'll not get away with this, tyrant.

2018-03-01 04:08:18 UTC  

SIC

2018-03-01 04:08:20 UTC  

SEMPER

2018-03-01 04:08:23 UTC  

TYRANNUS

2018-03-01 04:14:21 UTC  

Bitch please, I kill tyrants.

2018-03-01 04:14:41 UTC  

If I ever become one, the military already has my permission to kill me.

2018-03-01 04:14:55 UTC  

Until that happens, they will be killing the remaining tyrants and terrorists.

2018-03-01 04:15:01 UTC  

They have my direct order.

2018-03-01 04:15:40 UTC  

The only thing that would stop them is either their cowardice, negligence, incompetence, or psy-ops.

2018-03-01 04:16:02 UTC  

Since I did my duty as the commander to remove those obstacles, the only thing that's left are the rest of you.

2018-03-01 04:16:18 UTC  

I chose the military for one very simple reason.

2018-03-01 04:16:34 UTC  

They are experts at removing obstacles while keeping the faith.

2018-03-01 04:17:41 UTC  

They put their faith in me as their commander, therefore, I owe it to them to show them the path to victory.