when i have alzheimers ill look back at those used condoms and say

man

i used to have so much sex

i dont reuse them

but i would if girls would let me

keep your cum for the spiritual energy

if you ever need an arcane boost

ok time to masterbait

Wtf

That's pretty gross

Just throw them

Ffs

arcane

energy

are you jealous i have used condoms and you dont

I jerked off in a condom once

was shit

indeed

randomly found one in my brothers room and decided to try it

thats an expensive wank

didnt pay for it

🤢

he had a big box lying around

get aids instead of condoms

my mum found it in my trashcan and confrotned me about it

👅

said I should flush it down the toilet

lol

you dont do that

wtf

I never fugged using condom

But I don't fuck trash

you dont ever flush condoms

they are not good for septic processing plants

she said it stuck to the bottom of the bin and started to smell

lmao

nice

I cum in their ass or on their face if no contraception

Ofc not

I throw garbage