mfw pre industrial revolution germany was piss poor and brits used to laugh at poor germans

germany was never poor

germans always have been stingy and productive

Machiavelli wrote about us havign a bunch of money and never using it

when he was like the foreign minister for florence

poor

>krauts are hording all their shit and only eat bread

my mom won't fuck off to sleep what is she doing I want to watch dark with sis

my radio program starts at 11 -___-

do you have to sneak into yoru sisters room?

no we wnated to watch it on the tv

forbidden love

its ok I understand

but mom is occupying the living room

do you share a blanket too?

no stfu

I ship ghoul and his sis tbh

oh no sis came I dont want to watch now

its too late

I will miss to much of my program

rrrrrr

fuck this

your sis is taller than you right
I imagine you cuddled up in a bundle and you restign yoru ehad on her shoulder

she is shorter

nuh uh

my headcanon says otherwise

sometimes when the show is over shell turn off the tv and you just sit there in the dark

motionless

whispering a bit

still sharing that blanket

she tries to get you out of your shell but doesnt want to force you to change

ebcause she loves you like you are

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald

losing against slavshits <:haha:318675605233336330>

and even tho you are bad at returning that love she understands

because sharing these nights is proof enough for her

and deep down she knows that if you change she will lose you

and that makes her cry soemtimes

but even greater the joy when you return and you can watch tv together

this was a comfy love story except that it was about roga thank you

shut up he deserves incestuous love tooo