Luckily I skipped college.

you skipped college?

Stale wars are fucking gay.

whered you get so skilled at being a tactician then

The military.

Also self-taught.

i c

You can't be taught how to be a tactical God.

I'm like Ender...post-puberty.

wow

impressive

But do you know the difference between a clip and a magazine

Thank you.

A clip directly loads magazines.

Magazines directly loads a weapon.

Oh fuck. Real deal operator

Tee hee.

Is this you

I wish I was that cool.

They're missing magazines so...not tactical.

we nned more niggas like you tbh

Oh I know.

Hey don't knock fat people!

so like

They can kill as many unarmed civilians as the more physically fit operators!

I could single handedly replace the entire military command and control, The Pentagon, and the CIA.

do you plan on tactianing for the military

Nope.

No need.

They can listen to me right here.

Nice

Hi Bob from Army Intelligence

He's shy.

whatchu think bout main man up top

mr trump

He's not up top.

i request ur wisom

*wisdom