you guys have big plans

you always stuck on the lights

i aint no gay you zigan

I just wanna finish the enchant room

im eating homemade pizza

today i ate kuskus with chicken

couscous

today i ate

MY DICK

whoer

whoer

whör

is it okay to be a narcissist?

no, it's 2019 and you should know better

the Jewish people have suffered enough

@everyone plese

Ekk

i have an idea for a tv game show

@vejidi please fuck fuck fuck police

ich ficke diese stadt mit dem jungs

what time is it

its 19.15

time for russian disco d-_-b

each contestant is presented with a picture of a celebrity wearing a necklace, a ring and etc.

they have to guess the brand of the jewelry

it would be called "guess the jewel"

god i'm fucking drunk

I just cracked open my third bier

its also my last one sadly

read it like you cracked open your sister

I wish

i dotn even have a sis <:notlikethis:457980100504190977>

welp, buy more beer

I am not putting on clothes today

i've heard that's very cheap in krautistan

ye I guess

wouldn't your sister's knees need to be closed first

she may come willingly, legs spread, but her ass is still shut tightly

i love incest

you cant even imagine

i have a fren from frankfurt, and he told me that moscow is very expensive in terms of beer