Message from @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

Discord ID: 605470160199090198


2019-07-29 18:38:16 UTC  

If Uber had a sister

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/605469158435586280/gmcrkpmohpa31.png

2019-07-29 18:38:20 UTC  

but he likes to be patronising

2019-07-29 18:38:59 UTC  

I got a new job

2019-07-29 18:39:02 UTC  

@rogalik how old are you

2019-07-29 18:39:04 UTC  

Has a gym and a pool

2019-07-29 18:39:07 UTC  

Nice congratulations

2019-07-29 18:39:08 UTC  

Fucking AWESOME

2019-07-29 18:39:20 UTC  

good

2019-07-29 18:39:37 UTC  

@igge пожалуйста ниггрь

2019-07-29 18:39:45 UTC  

<:satania:519602408687665197>

2019-07-29 18:40:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/605469618106138625/e1vopkt8qu731.jpg

2019-07-29 18:40:10 UTC  

This is dangerous

2019-07-29 18:40:37 UTC  

Someone might day

2019-07-29 18:40:40 UTC  

Of happiness

2019-07-29 18:40:40 UTC  

my family wouldnt get angry at incest jokes

2019-07-29 18:41:07 UTC  

mine would but id still keep being smug

2019-07-29 18:41:09 UTC  

not run to my room

2019-07-29 18:41:46 UTC  

my mum rubbed me in with sun lotion once and my dad joked "be careful not to exite him when you do his tummy" she was like "I am his mother, he wont get those feeling" as she proceeded to apply lotion just below my belly button, grinning devilishly

2019-07-29 18:42:10 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-29 18:42:11 UTC  

Wtf

2019-07-29 18:42:15 UTC  

this happened while we were in south africa

2019-07-29 18:42:20 UTC  

I slept in their bed that night too lol

2019-07-29 18:42:24 UTC  

is ur mom h0t

2019-07-29 18:42:27 UTC  

she used to be

2019-07-29 18:42:28 UTC  

Post

2019-07-29 18:42:30 UTC  

getting old

2019-07-29 18:42:31 UTC  

NAU

2019-07-29 18:42:31 UTC  

no

2019-07-29 18:42:34 UTC  

jajajajjajjaa

2019-07-29 18:42:40 UTC  

like I give a shit if she’s old

2019-07-29 18:42:48 UTC  

i do

2019-07-29 18:43:02 UTC  

hello

2019-07-29 18:43:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/605470371143221314/image0.jpg

2019-07-29 18:43:26 UTC  

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEE

2019-07-29 18:43:42 UTC  

I am ready to tumble

2019-07-29 18:43:43 UTC  

;)

2019-07-29 18:43:58 UTC  

I have heard Argentinian Spanish

2019-07-29 18:44:02 UTC  

It’s not pleasant

2019-07-29 18:44:12 UTC  

But not as bad as Puerto Rican’s

2019-07-29 18:44:24 UTC  

whats wrong with puerto rico

2019-07-29 18:44:28 UTC  

@rogalik my mum