I AM GOING TO WARSAW

nice dude

why

take me home polish road...

tarzan is a gold digger

rly

i will never have a gold digger gf because i like keeping money

bold nigger

same

girls here have a job

decline of the west

indeed

welcome to the club

back in the day we made more money

now that women have jobs we make about 60% relative to inflation

of what we used to

revolt when

only saw 1 nigger in my home town

>go outside
>niggers

even if I dont leave my house, which happens often, I still see them when I open my window in the morning

cuz I live at a tram stop

i only see my garden and fence when i look out of my window

back at my parents house I would see one big ass oak

deutsche eiche

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig im going party hard there d-_-b

oh no...

seven days and no day sober d-_-b

AUUU

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ get ready for young dave kid

drink alcohol

its good

@Hartseer It's my secret bro...

d-_-d

how???

@sokowirówka14 can i be little dave's godmother

I can do reverse d what's your superpower

i can do reverse b

@j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ Aren't you atheist

can you reverse this < ???

@sokowirówka14 no

I used to have the power of knowign when my pizza is ready without usign a timer