Message from @AmericanBeauty

Discord ID: 619222263400628255


2019-09-05 17:10:29 UTC  

hey

why would i hate you...

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a rare pic of me...

2019-09-05 17:13:30 UTC  

like what

2019-09-05 17:13:59 UTC  

>implying rare tarzans exist

2019-09-05 17:14:01 UTC  

<:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-09-05 17:25:51 UTC  

<@&518509645762002964> <:haha:318675605233336330>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/619221674545643540/unknown.png

2019-09-05 17:26:01 UTC  

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT

2019-09-05 17:26:41 UTC  

I would go the mile because the mile sign means that it's a US water which has fluoride thst can help my teeth also the kilo is fucking gay

2019-09-05 17:26:48 UTC  

This

2019-09-05 17:26:53 UTC  

Keep the Indians on their reservations

2019-09-05 17:26:55 UTC  

Is rather die of no water than follow some cringe Euro shit

2019-09-05 17:28:10 UTC  

2019-09-05 17:28:12 UTC  

My brain functions better when I don't drink the flouride.

2019-09-05 17:28:13 UTC  

🍔

2019-09-05 17:28:38 UTC  

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig <:haha:318675605233336330> <:haha:318675605233336330>

2019-09-05 17:28:43 UTC  

xDDD

2019-09-05 17:30:03 UTC  

Fluoride based

2019-09-05 17:30:11 UTC  

Imagine having the government nkt care about you teeth

2019-09-05 17:32:15 UTC  

i found a pretty good photographer on flickr

2019-09-05 17:32:26 UTC  

hes posting a lot of really good photos from all around the world really

2019-09-05 17:32:37 UTC  

but hes also posting lots of these turbocringe selfies

2019-09-05 17:33:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/619223493040406566/Beetus.png

2019-09-05 17:33:05 UTC  

Rate my load out

2019-09-05 17:33:11 UTC  

its getting dark

2019-09-05 17:33:14 UTC  

I should turn on the light

2019-09-05 17:33:17 UTC  

yes

2019-09-05 17:33:21 UTC  

I like seeing things

2019-09-05 17:33:24 UTC  

the retard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/619223574078685218/48682613018_53889ee224_b.png

2019-09-05 17:33:41 UTC  

oh that kind of selfie

2019-09-05 17:33:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/619223665095213056/48682086457_6766f0d580_b.png

2019-09-05 17:33:48 UTC  

its not a selfie

2019-09-05 17:33:51 UTC  

i forgot the word