I'm

Omw

I will

Have a date

Jesus

I'm stressed

As

Fucg

you

cheat on me

No

Bitch

You think I'm cheating on ya

yes

Why

Bitch

because

you go on a date

with someone else

With yiu

Moron

😳

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but

after date

can I fuck you?

hello

hello

bye

jesus is king

^

should i go to the gym

i dont know if its closed today

yup its closed

feelsbadman

well who am i kidding i didnt wnt to go anyway

now i feel guilty

i need the gym

to justify eating like a fat boy

do some bodyweight exercises at home