very enlightening

baked I'm sorry

The friend you trust to tell you "yo dawg you're fucking up" when you're fucking up

g00ks will eat anything

He doesnt have that

gooks are pretty loaded in cash

Thais and Filipinos can be annoying

except south east

tfw pilots can't be tall

Last cat was actually steamed uber

I should become a pilot

they cant really do drugs either

it would be right up ur alley dave

I also dont do drugs

and you have a compact frame

it saves airplane fuel

Isn't there a minimum height to be a pilot?

in the air force here yeah

Oh but i cant be a pilot due to my bad eyesight probably

im not sure that will prevent you nowadays

unless ur blind without glasses that is

>The current height requirement to become an Air Force pilot is a standing height of 5 feet, 4 inches to 6 feet, 5 inches and a sitting height of 34-40 inches.

Hey

are you over 6'5?

i'm 186 cm my fellow european friends

ah

Wait wtf

>german domek meetup

God no

>too small tp be airforce pilot

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well you dont need to come

its just us germans

all three of us

Oo its pretty

im high as fuck rn

shut up killjoy you don't decide if it's german only or not

Are you gonna cut it and find raw egg

I'm really queezy about eggwhites