Message from @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

Discord ID: 658307030561456131


2019-12-22 13:44:24 UTC  

i am going to bone you with my tomahawk

2019-12-22 13:44:32 UTC  

(tomahawk is what i call my penis)

2019-12-22 13:48:54 UTC  

@Turdfag what about it is wholesome <:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 13:50:34 UTC  

@yeezus they all have dinner together

2019-12-22 13:50:36 UTC  

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 13:51:05 UTC  

<:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 13:53:02 UTC  

i like kiwis

2019-12-22 13:54:10 UTC  

The bird or the fruit?

2019-12-22 13:54:23 UTC  

The fruit lol

2019-12-22 13:54:30 UTC  

I hate birds in general

2019-12-22 13:54:51 UTC  

What have birds done to you, they are lovely

2019-12-22 13:54:59 UTC  

feathers suck

2019-12-22 13:55:00 UTC  

i like birds

2019-12-22 13:55:36 UTC  

They're stupid and they don't have a sphincter

2019-12-22 13:55:58 UTC  

they have ugly little feet claws

2019-12-22 13:56:07 UTC  

nah they're cute

2019-12-22 13:56:37 UTC  

fucking dutchoids and germs <:haHAA:320314457500811264>

2019-12-22 13:56:43 UTC  

So cute

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658306933513781258/Oct2920182.jpg

2019-12-22 13:56:48 UTC  

lol

2019-12-22 13:57:00 UTC  

this aint right

2019-12-22 13:57:06 UTC  

look at this bullshit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658307030561456129/maxresdefault.png

2019-12-22 13:57:31 UTC  

I am so kawaii uwu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658307135511461899/5d31dff836e03c28ef338ee2.jpg

2019-12-22 13:57:52 UTC  

Soulless creatures, all of them

2019-12-22 13:57:54 UTC  

ostrichs are unironically kawaii

2019-12-22 13:58:07 UTC  

And waterfowl are the worst of the fucking worst

2019-12-22 13:58:16 UTC  

if its not a mammal it should suffer for eternity

2019-12-22 13:58:40 UTC  

@yeezus come on bb give me a little kiss~

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658307423362220077/goose-with-teeth.jpg

2019-12-22 13:58:56 UTC  

@Turdfag sure 😊

2019-12-22 13:59:07 UTC  

Extra tongue not advised

2019-12-22 13:59:53 UTC  

E-extra tongue? <:thonking:318673885497262091>

2019-12-22 14:00:04 UTC  

You never kissed anyone before/

2019-12-22 14:00:05 UTC  

?*

2019-12-22 14:00:13 UTC  

I did

2019-12-22 14:00:26 UTC  

But what extra tongue

2019-12-22 14:00:33 UTC  

you have to really get in there

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658307897754779658/t1-779131-7g0a8852.png

2019-12-22 14:00:33 UTC  

Prehensile meatslab in throat = extra tongue

2019-12-22 14:01:08 UTC  

@Turdfag what <:thonking:318673885497262091>

2019-12-22 14:01:33 UTC  

WHEN YOU GO FROM KISSING TO FRENCH KISSING

2019-12-22 14:01:38 UTC  

yes

2019-12-22 14:01:43 UTC  

YOU DENSE.. ugh nevermind

2019-12-22 14:01:52 UTC  

lel